Husband sends wife excel spreadsheet outlining when she denied him sex

[bobbiewishbone]

(non-verbal)

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

i'd say this particular marriage is doomed

but men need to know how to keep things easy
-weekly maid service
-wash & fold service for clothes (very affordable)
-weekend travel once a month
-personal chef service (p/t for middle of week)
-have the house set up right (technically)

there's still a lot of stuff to do around the household
but those are cheap steps that put a dent in the workload

how much does all this cost?

 

[-DMP-]

he needs to plot that shyt on the graph and look at the trends. put 2 and 2 together....theres obviously a pattern if she only says yes ever 14-17 days.

he share that girl.

-DMP-

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

she's TWENTY SIX.

fukk outta here.

I'm not sure what that means?

Based on what she said they have been extremely busy over the last few months renovating their house, plus, she's had double a workload at work since other employees quit and she's also gained weight over the winter. That sounds like a good amount of stress on top of probably not feeling desirable due to her weight gain.

Those factors could be contributing to her low sex drive. It happens.


Now she just has to make moves to fix it so she can start satisfying her husband again.

 

[iBrowse]

Nope, let her ass make a spreadsheet about the missed calls

:smuggyralph:

 

[Lord Beasley]

I'm not sure what that means?

Based on what she said they have been extremely busy over the last few months renovating their house, plus, she's had double a workload at work since other employees quit and she's also gained weight over the winter. That sounds like a good amount of stress on top of probably not feeling desirable due to her weight gain.

Those factors could be contributing to her low sex drive. It happens.


Now she just has to make moves to fix it so she can start satisfying her husband again.

GUUUUUUUUUuuuuuurrrrrllllll










Stop

 

[iBrowse]

No shower after gym work out

either she goes to planet fitness or is straight :fukusay:status

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

GUUUUUUUUUuuuuuurrrrrllllll










Stop

Sure. I guess I forgot where I was.

She's definitely getting her back blown out by some other "nikka".

Carry on...

 

[KOOL-AID]

I'm not sure what that means?

Based on what she said they have been extremely busy over the last few months renovating their house, plus, she's had double a workload at work since other employees quit and she's also gained weight over the winter. That sounds like a good amount of stress on top of probably not feeling desirable due to her weight gain.

Those factors could be contributing to her low sex drive. It happens.


Now she just has to make moves to fix it so she can start satisfying her husband again.

But her mouth ain't broke

 

[Lord Beasley]

Sure. I guess I forgot where I was.

She's definitely getting her blown out by some other "nikka".

Carry on...

 

[TheNig]

Can't knock the nikka for trying

Dat "A" for effort bruh.

 

[who_better_than_me]

She got fat too

This dirty broad didn't take a shower till the next day.

On more than one occasion according to that document.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Dont try to put this on him. This is her fault. She owes him the explanation.

Exactly... how much more communication does she need when a man's saying, "Let's have sex."


Does he need to deliver a dissertation about the health benefits of sex and offer tips/strategies on four-play?


Get the fukk outta hea.


These pros ain't loyal.


.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I've been cheated on enough times to be able to translate that spreadsheet perfectly. Non-important dates omitted:


2014-06-19 she fukked some other dude

2014-06-20 Her and other dude argued or other dude ignored her after they fukked the day before

2014-06-21 Plans with other dude

2014-06-22 Argued with or stood up by other dude

2014-06-29 Turned down husband's childish and inferior advances

2014-06-30 She fukked some other dude after complaining that husband is an alcoholic

2014-07-01 she fukked some other dude (he's gonna be gone for the holidays)

2014-07-03 she fukked some other dude (p*ssy couldnt convince other dude to spend holidays with her)

2014-07-04 Other dude spent holiday with some other bytch and possibly their kids. Wishes she could be with other dude

2014-07-05 Misses other dude

2014-07-06 Misses other dude

2014-07-10 Other dude is BACK! <3

2014-07-11 Recovery from fukking the shyt out of other dude

2014-07-12 Guilt p*ssy because it's obvious in her mind that she's cheating now

2014-07-13 I fukked you yesterday, nikka! what do you want from me!? Who do you think you are? Other Dude!??!?!?!??

2014-07-14 Husband doesn't comapre to other dude. Other dude wouldn't yell at me if I said no over something like that.

 

[unit321]

Excel spreadsheet game is on point.