Husband sends wife excel spreadsheet outlining when she denied him sex

[karim]

nikka batting average is horrible as fukk.
with ratios like that ole girl clearly isnt into him as much as he is into her.

Me and my girl have lead productive and at times stressful lives trying to get that paper but we always encouraged each other to leave that shyt at door step. been together forever and through it all we still find time to have sex on average twice a week MINIMUM. And that's not just to keep me happy either. If i go more than 3 days without trying to have sex she'll spazz on me and i'm a sex addict.

Ole boy is justified in how he feels but he handling it like a bytch though. At least man up, and tell her your grievances face to face so you can get to the bottom of all this and have some closure if you decided to dead the relationship. Not answering phone calls and shyt? She's still your woman and you owe it to her to at least check in with, just common courtesy. Dude sounds like a piece of shyt himself from what I gather which prolly ties into the lack of sex.

And she doesnt have to be cheating because she aint giving it up. Maybe her hormones are fukked up. Does dude even speak up before it gets to the point where he has to type up power point presentations to illustrate how dry his dikk is?

This thread is old, but it's like most of y'all can't read and don't understand woman. The key sentence in her reddit post is that she put on weight and is trying hard to get rid of it. Combine this with the fact that the main excuse of her was that she felt gross and it's clear where the issue is. She didn't feel attractive and therefore didn't want her husband to see her naked. Of course denying your husband sex because you're afraid he'll lose attraction to you because you got fat, even though him asking for sex is a clear indication he's still attracted to you is fukking retarded, but woman aren't known to be the most rational creatures walking this earth

 

[daemonova]

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

GMB no losses

She didn't want to have sex with him because she was getting fukked by a coworker

"Double shifts"

 

[Mike Nasty]

I bet she's fat. Reading the OP she seems clueless. Plus it doesn't sound like he was even trying
"I'm too drunk"


"I'm sweaty and gross"

We're both about to be sweaty and gross then

 

[boogers]

damn this thread was hilarious

in the Coli B.B.W. times (before boogerwolf)

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I am just telling you why I don't like you. Take it or leave it.

I’m glad you always been a friend to me. And I hope I never made you or any of the other beautiful woman of the coli uncomfortable.

#NoSimpingCuzWeFriends

 

[Ahadi]

reading that shyt now, she was obviously cheating. she got that shyt following turning him down the day before she went on a 10-day "work trip"

also, not showering after the gym...just marinating

They’re only having sex twice a month



Don’t listen to these birds on here. She’s definitely cheating & playing the victim because she got caught.

“I’ve been by the phone and crying myself to sleep”

 

[The Mad Titan]

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

@#1 pick or he could make it worth her while. He should commit to slanging good wood.

 

[Umoja]

This thread is old, but it's like most of y'all can't read and don't understand woman. The key sentence in her reddit post is that she put on weight and is trying hard to get rid of it. Combine this with the fact that the main excuse of her was that she felt gross and it's clear where the issue is. She didn't feel attractive and therefore didn't want her husband to see her naked. Of course denying your husband sex because you're afraid he'll lose attraction to you because you got fat, even though him asking for sex is a clear indication he's still attracted to you is fukking retarded, but woman aren't known to be the most rational creatures walking this earth

Women put on pounds on all the time breh. 90% certain she was cheating on him.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

@Bryan Danielson you're good by me

 

[Ahadi]

I've been cheated on enough times to be able to translate that spreadsheet perfectly. Non-important dates omitted:


2014-06-19 she fukked some other dude

2014-06-20 Her and other dude argued or other dude ignored her after they fukked the day before

2014-06-21 Plans with other dude

2014-06-22 Argued with or stood up by other dude

2014-06-29 Turned down husband's childish and inferior advances

2014-06-30 She fukked some other dude after complaining that husband is an alcoholic

2014-07-01 she fukked some other dude (he's gonna be gone for the holidays)

2014-07-03 she fukked some other dude (p*ssy couldnt convince other dude to spend holidays with her)

2014-07-04 Other dude spent holiday with some other bytch and possibly their kids. Wishes she could be with other dude

2014-07-05 Misses other dude

2014-07-06 Misses other dude

2014-07-10 Other dude is BACK! <3

2014-07-11 Recovery from fukking the shyt out of other dude

2014-07-12 Guilt p*ssy because it's obvious in her mind that she's cheating now

2014-07-13 I fukked you yesterday, nikka! what do you want from me!? Who do you think you are? Other Dude!??!?!?!??

2014-07-14 Husband doesn't comapre to other dude. Other dude wouldn't yell at me if I said no over something like that.

Yup. Depending on your time together, Sex is going to stay consistent or slightly drop. It should go from 4-6 sessions to like 2-3.

If it ever goes from 3-4 to 1. There’s someone else.

 

[#1 pick]

@#1 pick or he could make it worth her while. He should commit to slanging good wood.

She married what she married. She liked the wood when it got her ring. She should love it after that.

Why you mentioning my name for? You got Ana? It ain't like you can handle what I got much less can get it.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Get married brehs.

But damn get married to an unhygienic woman.. i wouldn't even wanna touch her for not showering after the gym let alone have sex.

In.

 

[karim]

Women put on pounds on all the time breh. 90% certain she was cheating on him.

She would have complained about being emotionally neglected if that was the case.