*The News earlier in the week*
Florence could very well be the first category 12 storm we've ever seen. She went from a tropical depression to Category 4 in 28 minutes. Unprecedented and the water she's in is at boiling temperature so she's only expected to strengthen. You WILL DIE if you do not evacuate. The whole eastern seaboard may be ripped from the mainland.
*News a couple of days ago*
She's been downgraded to a Cat 3 but you'll still die if you aren't at least 800 miles inland. She's just getting started.
*News today*
Florence has been downgraded to a stiff breeze but we aren't out of the woods yet! Flying splinters have the potential to injure dozens and when you factor in the pollution blown in by the stiff winds this storm could be responsible for the death of millions! Millions!!!!!