How would you book Kofi to get him to main-event level

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Watching Kofi wrestle is like growing up thinking Santa is real. Its really awesome but eventually you get older and start seeing through the bullshyt.

You start seeing that his wrestling inventory is about as basic as can be. You stay seeing that all he does is jump before all his moves. Punches? Jump punches. Kicks? Jumping kicks.

The moment comes and Santa isn't real and life gets a bit less interesting.
 

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Kidnap Lil Jimmy and hold him for ransom. Send Truth Lil Jimmy's finger in the mail. Kofi can pretend to be supportive of Truth while Jimmy is missing, then he is exposed as a fraud by Johnny Curtis. Curtis says he was on the internet, and he saw a video of Lil Jimmy getting his finger cut off by Kofi. Truth snaps and begs Kofi for Jimmy's whereabouts. Kofi says "Lil' Jimmy is dead. I threw his body in the bushes."
 

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make him the cool and cocky smug "I'm better than you" Heel, a la Razor Ramon and Carlito

make him chew gum

Put him in a suit

Make him be the second member of what I'm hoping will become Flair's stable with Ziggler and partner him with Mark Henry

make him fukk AJ and have her sprung on him like she was DBRY...

Arrogant black nikka with dreads in a suit that's teamed with a bully ass thug and fukking a pre-teen looking white woman?

Instant Main Event Caliber Heel Heat.
 
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:stopitslime: @ everyone saying he should align with other black wrestlers


i'm all for a black group but im not so sure Kofi fits the mold
 

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Kill the Jamaican theme/accent. Hell, he forgets it half the time when he's doing interviews.

Get rid of that trash entrance and all the boom shyt during a match. He needs some sort of edge. Align with Barrett Barrage and form some sort of new Fight Club. Do run-ins with his "high risk maneuvers" and bounce. Start fukking with Ryback during his quest for the IC title, claiming it should be his. I don't know, it's fukking KOFI :laugh:
 

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basically give him thee brian kendricks gimmick

or bring in prince nana and make him his new manager

[ame]http://youtu.be/AKklqzA_gRI[/ame]
 

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or just give him some time off then have him come back as eddie murphy from coming to america -
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shave mark's head but keep the beard
make kofi start wearing the flyest kicks
throw in titus and mr. no days off...

MMMMMMid Card Movement
 

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Have him come out every time Ziggler is about to cash in MIB and stop him from cashing it in.

They then can feud over MIB. Kofi wins MIB and now is elevated.

Every thing he said. Or 2013 cash in against a hurt and vulnerable John Cena. Instant heat
 

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make him the cool and cocky smug "I'm better than you" Heel, a la Razor Ramon and Carlito

make him chew gum

Put him in a suit

Make him be the second member of what I'm hoping will become Flair's stable with Ziggler and partner him with Mark Henry

make him fukk AJ and have her sprung on him like she was DBRY...

Arrogant black nikka with dreads in a suit that's teamed with a bully ass thug and fukking a pre-teen looking white woman?

Instant Main Event Caliber Heel Heat.
:lolbron: i would watch
 

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As I said in that other thread First have him fued with Troof . Have him do that kick finisher to Little Jimmy and Truth start tripping and have him attack Killings with a chair. I'm talking brutal beatdown to the point that he puts Troof on the shelve. Have him go on SD and beat up other black face "c00ns". Eventually , have him form some kind of alliance with Booker T as the GM , Mizark and some other nikka. Let them start becoming a credible stable kind of like NOD, but these nikkas all wear suits and serious about theirs. Then maybe put him in a feud with Great White, where he bashes him for the name and goes at the crowd talmabout " As a Black man, im appalled how you can rally with someone having the nickname etc pro black, malcolm x, black panthers, fight the power etc" . Have him become WHC and starts power tripping on Booker where he, Mizzark and the other nikka beat him into an oblivion. blah blah blah

This is actually an excellent idea. So good that we know Vince and company will never touch it. They probably will never give us a new NOD type stable in this PG era.
 
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