How the hell did Michael Myers learn to drive?

[MenacingMonk]

Watching some of H20, and this shyt just crossed my mind. Dude is always posted up in a car stalking.

He was in a mental ward for most of his life. Did he find a Driving For Dummies book somewhere in there?

 

[Norrin Radd]

Quickly apparently

 

[darryl]

He still has intelligence. He isn't just some mindless zombie

 

[MartyMcFly]

Yeah that's one of those things I think Carpenter spoke on or Zombie spoke on for his remake of how it made no sense for Michael to be able to drive since he's been in Smith's Grove since he was a kid and never would've learned.

 

[MenacingMonk]

He still has intelligence. He isn't just some mindless zombie

I never said that. Learning how to drive isn't easy solo. If anything, he would have to do trial and error training. Yeah, he could've observed drivers, but him driving just leaves me

Dude would need to understand a bunch of shyt; from rules of the road to the light indicators. He never came off as a reckless driver either.

Can you imagine this dude at the gas station?

Someone has to do an animated comedy video of him learning.

 

[Tasha And]

I never said that. Learning how to drive isn't easy solo. If anything, he would have to do trial and error training. Yeah, he could've observed drivers, but him driving just leaves me

Dude would need to understand a bunch of shyt; from rules of the road to the light indicators. He never came off as a reckless driver either.

Can you imagine this dude at the gas station?

Someone has to do an animated comedy video of him learning.

He probably remembers his parents driving when he was a kid, so he has a basic understanding of what to do.

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

The Halloween franchise is so bad.

 

[Dwolf]

Bruh hopped in that ride and took off like a got damn pro

 

[lurkinlikeamf9]

Freddy taught him in his dreams

 

[MenacingMonk]

The Halloween franchise is so bad.

Don't disrespect Myers Da GOAT

 

[jwinfield]

He probably remembers his parents driving when he was a kid, so he has a basic understanding of what to do.

He was what, 6 when he went in?

At 6, I "observed" my parents driving, but there's no way, 15 years later without being anywhere near a car, would I have been able to just hop in a car and drive with any type of success.

Even at 14 when I first drove on a backroad in the middle of nowhere there's a bit of

Is him knowing how to drive more impressive than him knowing how to get back home though after 15 years of being locked up.

I doubt the asylum is some place he went to as a child that would allow him some type of memory of the route.

 

[Deltron]

mike driving is a little more believable than dead ass jason guiding a boat from a lake to the ocean/dock of another boat heading to NY

 

[Malik1time]

Good question

 

[Devilinurear]

true

 

[RajWatts]

that wasnt mike it was bus a bus