How Much Money Would It Take For You To Do 5 Years In Prison?

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

there not enough money in this world that's retarded

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

op acting like people don’t die in prison over BS


Dead man can’t cash no checks

You, me and every nikka in this thread frequent a message board breh. Most folk who frequent message boards aren't criminals from my observations.

Most folk on messageboards are squares which is why most of us spell so well. Not saying we're all smart because it's plenty of idiots on here too obviously.

I say all that to say most here can't fathom doing prison time because we're not involved in criminal shyt like that. Message boards aren't the form of social media that most career criminals frequent.

But as I type this there's a mufukka doing something right now that can get him at least 5 years in prison and he's doing it for a lot less than your asking price...and soon as he's done he's going to post the profit on IG

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'll do it for a solid $3,000,000

After those 5 years I can retire while most you nikkas slaving for the white man till 65

 

[wastedmermaid]

I’ll be honest, I’m too much of a bytch and I know I would not fair well in prison (especially a max security one at that)

You could offer me any amount of money and 10/10 times the answer would be no.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I'll do it for a solid $3,000,000

After those 5 years I can retire while most you nikkas slaving for the white man till 65

At least you're honest. How would you make that 3 mill last for life tho?

 

[ScottyG]

Jeff bezos entire net worth

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I’ll be honest, I’m too much of a bytch and I know I would not fair well in prison (especially a max security one at that)

You could offer me any amount of money and 10/10 times the answer would be no.

Keep that mentality breh. That way you'll never have to meet Fleece

 

[Maximus Rex]

$5 million

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

At least you're honest. How would you make that 3 mill last for life tho?

$3,000,000 is more than enough when you figure drawing interest alone.

Buy a $300,000 house, work a part time job and be set for life.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

$3,000,000 is more than enough when you figure drawing interest alone.

Buy a $300,000 house, work a part time job and be set for life.

For the white man?

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I don’t see it-losing freedom and access for five years plus I really don’t gel with tight confined quarters or being told what to do, when to eat/crap etc.

I don't understand this thinking process. The coli always make it out like everybody struggling and greedy corporations don't pay enough. Some folks will struggle all their lives hoping big daddy government gives reparations. And those who do make it in the corporate world complain about racist whites getting promotions. You might as well take the chances

I honestly believe prison ain't that bad unless it's in Mississippi. Yes give me $3,000,000(reasonable or I'll ask for more) and I'll do 5 years

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

For the white man?

So what? I can quit anytime I want. Anything over $1,000,000 puts you in the position of fukk you

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

What's the number?

At least 10 M’s

 

[basedlawd]

10 mili minimum, enough where I could be financially independent for the rest of my life.

 

[Son Goku]

$3,000,000 is more than enough when you figure drawing interest alone.

Buy a $300,000 house, work a part time job and be set for life.

Not sure where you stay but s $300K house ain't really it in some places, like most of central/south Florida.

So I just did a nick and got a criminal record just to work a part-time job wherever they'll hire an ex-con?

Also hoping I didn't get stabbed, beaten, or raped in jail either.