How many TDs would Mbappe score in the NFL with this footwork?

[NYC Rebel]

I’m not alluding to tall people - just supremely athletic specimen of black Europeans that would be superstars in the NFL.

Even right now, if a guy like Maro Itoje (rugby player) were to play in the NFL - he’d be one of the best pass rushers in the league. The size, speed & ungodly athleticism.

Did your dumb ass think shoulder pads and helmets protect players and arent used as weapons and turn players into human projectiles?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

This cracka really just came through and hijacked the premise of the thread and changed it just to get out of admitting he's wrong. Next post he's gonna be talking about how the argument is if Mbappe was born in America and played peewee football.

u just never comprehended what the topic was... u wanted to focus on measurables and were proved wrong and then attempted to flip it.

 

[Gilver]

No. Both sides would look silly trying to play each other's sport. Stop trying to act like theres a huge skill gap here...

Nah, but it's easier to learn to catch things than it is to kick things.

QB would be an issue obviously.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

QB would be an issue obviously.

 

[Bboystyle]

Nah, but it's easier to learn to catch things than it is to kick things.

QB would be an issue obviously.

So would be blocking, learning schemes and timing routes. LOL @ u thinking football is all about catching. QB play alone would kill the game. So again, stop this narrative. Both sides would look silly.

 

[Gilver]

So would be blocking, learning schemes and timing routes. LOL @ u thinking football is all about catching. QB play alone would kill the game. So again, stop this narrative. Both sides would look silly.

Nah bro cos we kicking field goals on 1st down if we close enough

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

u just never comprehended what the topic was... u wanted to focus on measurables and were proved wrong and then attempted to flip it.

Literally nobody said this shyt until you just now tried to make it a starting point -

did u miss the whole convo.. he's not "built" btw and even so he's 29 years old. The question was "could mbappe".. get into football shape if that's what he chose to want to be when he was a teen

This was never the question. You just manufactured this on the spot because you don't want to admit you're in the wrong. Nothing in the thread title and nothing that the OP has stated in this thread even indicates that's what he's talking about. What could possibly be going through your head where you think this is about what Mbappe could have been if he played football from when he was a teenager....

Who do you seriously think you're fooling with this shyt?

 

[Bonk]

There’s only one argument and that is the premise of the thread. You’re digging that hole deeper and deeper, and you don’t even know it. It’s why the irrelevance of Mbappe’s size is lost on you. You mistakenly thought his size meant he could handle getting hit when it doesn’t work like that. You sound like someone who hasn’t played a contact sport at any point in their life.

I feel embarrassed for you, but that’s not too dissimilar to every time I see you post. You have a habit of making a fool outta yourself and not wanting to admit you’re wrong.

I think you have a fundamental problem with reading since the thread title is self-explanatory. And apart from saying Mbappe runs a legit 4.2 - where did I compare the physicality of the 2 sports?

You’re the one who went off on a tangent by bringing physicality into it & all I did was engage you. The premise is what you made up in your head & not what I created the thread for.

So, who’s the fool now?

Breh, you’re a clown - football (soccer) is a contact sport. And I played football & rugby all through school. I also box as well. You’re the one who sounds like you have never played contact sport hence your warped opinion that someone who played football in the trenches with no rules can’t survive in the NFL.

I rarely see your posts but any time I see it - it’s you sucking off Jokic/Doncic who play zero D. The fact that you built your Coli career on thinking basketball is only about ball dominant offensive talent tells me how you perpetually make a fool out of yourself.

 

[NYC Rebel]

Nah, but it's easier to learn to catch things than it is to kick things.

QB would be an issue obviously.

Catch things while trying to get open, know the holes in the defense while being defended?

Yall really dumb down football in here

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

I think you have a fundamental problem with reading since the thread title is self-explanatory. And apart from saying Mbappe runs a legit 4.2 - where did I compare the physicality of the 2 sports?

It is self-explanatory, and that's the reason why nobody dapped your original post, and why almost everyone in here is trying to point out the same things that I am. You've been comparing the physicality of both sports all throughout the thread, but that's besides the point, because believing that Mbappe could even exist where he would be in a position to get touchdowns (plural) means you believe a soccer player is capable of handling the physical nature of the NFL.

Or are you going to tell me that Mbappe is an anomaly and the only soccer player that could handle it?

You’re the one who went off on a tangent by bringing physicality into it & all I did was engage you. The premise is what you made up in your head & not what I created the thread for.

So, who’s the fool now?

You're the fool because everyone is reiterating same thing I am.

It's the reason why you've tried to cover up your tracks all throughout the thread (which multiple posters have already pointed out). If your entire intention was to make a light-hearted thread you wouldn't have made ridiculous statements like: "If you can survive all the kicking, hard hits & extreme circumstances involved in that - you can survive in any sport", "I have seen worse injuries playing footy in cages than I’ve seen in the NFL.", "You think someone who gets kicked & elbowed playing football is scared of all those pads & helmet?".

Or are you going to tell me those are just light-hearted jokes and not meant to be taken literally? Is this thread just a matryoshka doll of light-hearted nothingness to cover up for the fact you've embarrassed yourself?

Breh, you’re a clown - football (soccer) is a contact sport. And I played football & rugby all through school. I also box as well. You’re the one who sounds like you have never played contact sport hence your warped opinion that someone who played football in the trenches with no rules can’t survive in the NFL.

This is hilarious.

At the start of this post you made out like you haven't compared the physicality of the two sports, and then here you are doing the exact thing you're trying to make out like you're not guilty of.

I rarely see your posts but any time I see it - it’s you sucking off Jokic/Doncic who play zero D. The fact that you built your Coli career on thinking basketball is only about ball dominant offensive talent tells me how you perpetually make a fool out of yourself.

This is a great illustration of your critical thinking (lack thereof), and why everyone in here is laughing at you, yet you're none the wiser as to why they are.



p.s. I literally just made a post critiquing Luka's style of play in the midst of replying to other posts in this thread. Go figure.

 

[Gilver]

Would Zlatan be the greatest TE of all time?

Probably.

Give De Bruyne a few months to learn how to throw and there's your GOAT QB.

 

[JDH]

Cheetah is thick(), mbappe while solid, is not on this level and he’s not built for these hits or that speed. Cheetah isn’t just “cut” he’s actually swole.

He would have probably been good if he stuck with it

 

[Big Boss]

 

[Bonk]

It is self-explanatory, and that's the reason why nobody dapped your original post, and why almost everyone in here is trying to point out the same things that I am. You've been comparing the physicality of both sports all throughout the thread, but that's besides the point, because believing that Mbappe could even exist where he would be in a position to get touchdowns (plural) means you believe a soccer player is capable of handling the physical nature of the NFL.

Or are you going to tell me that Mbappe is an anomaly and the only soccer player that could handle it?

You're the fool because everyone is reiterating same thing I am.

It's the reason why you've tried to cover up your tracks all throughout the thread (which multiple posters have already pointed out). If your entire intention was to make a light-hearted thread you wouldn't have made ridiculous statements like: "If you can survive all the kicking, hard hits & extreme circumstances involved in that - you can survive in any sport", "I have seen worse injuries playing footy in cages than I’ve seen in the NFL.", "You think someone who gets kicked & elbowed playing football is scared of all those pads & helmet?".

Or are you going to tell me those are just light-hearted jokes and not meant to be taken literally? Is this thread just a matryoshka doll of light-hearted nothingness to cover up for the fact you've embarrassed yourself?

This is hilarious.

At the start of this post you made out like you haven't compared the physicality of the two sports, and then here you are doing the exact thing you're trying to make out like you're not guilty of.



This is a great illustration of your critical thinking (lack thereof), and why everyone in here is laughing at you, yet you're none the wiser as to why they are.



p.s. I literally just made a post critiquing Luka's style of play in the midst of replying to other posts in this thread. Go figure.

The fact that you made the thread about daps shows me your existence depends on e-validation from faceless people.

If I were to be looking for daps, I won’t create this thread on a forum whereby the overwhelming majority don’t understand the sport. Almost everyone on the forum is American & knowing Americans - they always think they’re the toughest & they’re above everyone else. So, why would I create a thread that’s basically the opposite of that if it were about daps?

I think you need some fresh air & you spend too much time on this forum trying to win arguments. Go get money & p*ssy, breh.

If you played contact sports - you’d know that you’ll never know the amount of physicality you can endure until you play the sport. Boxing is the most physically demanding sport out there but the best boxers were never the toughest until they picked up the sport. That’s something for you to ponder on.

I played football (soccer) & rugby & I still box. And the sport that took the biggest physical toll on me is football (soccer) & I have got all kinds of scars from playing. I also have a cousin that was destined to go pro but had to quit after someone cracked his skull with an elbow & doctors advised him to quit.

You & I will never know who can play the sport until they try it. But quit acting like football (soccer) also doesn’t require extreme physicality.

And you’re a big man - stop fishing for daps. Luka & Doncic are also still trash defensively & stop perpetually making a fool out of yourself by propping up lazy slow footed c*nts that only play one side of basketball.

 

[Bop Gun]

Soccer players are known for their aversion to physicality. The biggest crybabies too.