How Have They Not Yet Made A Movie About

[Filthy McNasty]

A serial killer in a fantasy football league who starts taking out NFL players weekly from the opposing teams until an FBI agent figures out the pattern?



They can call it “The Bye”

 

[Splakavellie504]

Whatever you smoking on, pass that shyt over here playboy




But dope movie plot foreal

 

[PortCityProphet]

It would be hard to find the killer. Think about how many ff teams there are, then you'd have to find every ff player that has those players on their team, then you'd have to throw back in folks who traded for them, then you'd have to rule out typical nfl player debauchery and fukkery.

That might be the most uncatchable crime spree ever
How the hell you gon solve that

 

[Morethan1]

A serial killer in a fantasy football league who starts taking out NFL players weekly from the opposing teams until an FBI agent figures out the pattern?



They can call it “The Bye”

Sounds like a Netflix movie I'll watch

 

[BlackAchilles]

Theyd have to make the killer realistic and not a scrawny cac

 

[Rekkapryde]

Theyd have to make the killer realistic and not a scrawny cac

An ex player

 

[PortCityProphet]

Theyd have to make the killer realistic and not a scrawny cac

Maan the only person who would do some shyt like this is a scrawny cac

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I wanted to kill Anthony Davis a couple years ago when he left the game at Denver with an injury.

 

[Filthy McNasty]

It would be hard to find the killer. Think about how many ff teams there are, then you'd have to find every ff player that has those players on their team, then you'd have to throw back in folks who traded for them, then you'd have to rule out typical nfl player debauchery and fukkery.

That might be the most uncatchable crime spree ever
How the hell you gon solve that

in this case, you’re actually looking for someone who’s team has faced those specific players each week they were killed. FBI gets access to Yahoo’s FF database and starts crunching the numbers. Maybe they find 100 people who had the exact pattern of opponents, and they start ruling people out (could be a whole part of the movie where they are breaking down doors, interrogating suspects) until they are down to a couple of suspects and then the climax.

Have a twist at the end where the FBI is celebrating catching the killer and one guy comes in with some news...

“Agent Jones. I still had access to those Yahoo FF statistics, and out of curiosity decided to run the numbers for one more pattern......”

Then he tells him they found one person that had dropped each of the murdered players right before they played.



Sequel!

 

[Daio]

Bruce Willis and Damon Waynans

The last Boy scout

 

[jadillac]

OJ posts videos about his fantasy team everyday

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

That's the dumbest shyt I've ever read

 

[MJ Truth]

I'm taking this idea and executing it. Don't try to sue me OP.

 

[WesCrook]

Bruce Willis and Damon Waynans

The last Boy scout

Oh yeah, that was when the Tae Bo guy went mad and started gunning down defenders as he was running with the ball because the mob had him in their pocket.

 

[Filthy McNasty]

That's the dumbest shyt I've ever read

Fine, we can make it a comedy.