How hard would it be to smuggle a kilo of cocaine from Peru you think?

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prolly not that hard if you have access to a private plane and a connect at the airport. otherwise :whoa:
 

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thru an airport in Canada alot easier than any of the major airports in the U.S.
wrapped properly and packaged in a cargo shipment you have a good shot of getting it thru security/dogs and x-ray...
You can't get it past dogs no matter how is is packaged.
Dogs smell things in layers. You can't mask it.
For humans, you can mask a smell with a stronger smell. Like you can be a room with fresh poop but a strong pine-based scent can overcome the poop. For dogs, they would smell everything in the room: poop, pine, your breath, crotch skank, BBQ sauce on the floor, mud on your shoe, etc.
 

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just stick it up your butt

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In that "mary full of grace" movie, the drugs mules swallowed lubed balloons of coke until the ENTIRE GI TRACT was full. if they shat one out in transit, they would swallow it again. If one burst inside them, they'd OD to death.
 

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You should probably inhale as much as you possibly can.. up both nostrils.. and then dig it out once you reach your destination.
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You can't get it past dogs no matter how is is packaged.
Dogs smell things in layers. You can't mask it.
For humans, you can mask a smell with a stronger smell. Like you can be a room with fresh poop but a strong pine-based scent can overcome the poop. For dogs, they would smell everything in the room: poop, pine, your breath, crotch skank, BBQ sauce on the floor, mud on your shoe, etc.

Thats not true you can wrap things in bags dipped in solutions mixed of a few diff things that wont get detected by dogs...and i know guys that do the training of sec dogs at the airport here (Toronto) they'll be the first to tell you thats not correct...

PLus if its a cargo shipment with security highly unlikely youll even get sniffing dogs which is why i would go that route instead of sticking contreband up ur ass...
 

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Thats not true you can wrap things in bags dipped in solutions mixed of a few diff things that wont get detected by dogs...and i know guys that do the training of sec dogs at the airport here (Toronto) they'll be the first to tell you thats not correct...

PLus if its a cargo shipment security highly unlikely youll even get sniffing dogs which is why i would go that route instead of sticking contreband up ur ass...

Son. That just reminded me of a way better idea. Instead of trying to fit that shyt in stripper bootyholes and baby formula... why doesn't OP just get his own drug dog and run around stealing all the nose candy with some goons. Probably quicker and easier........

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I think the State Department has a helpful guide on this, check their FAQ section.
 

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Its 2013 guys. If your not smuggling the cocaine in liquid form, then dont even bother.
 

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Son. That just reminded me of a way better idea. Instead of trying to fit that shyt in stripper bootyholes and baby formula... why doesn't OP just get his own drug dog and run around stealing all the nose candy with some goons. Probably quicker and easier........

:yeshrug::takedat::steviej::birdman:

LOL at robbing drug dealers. That's one of the main reason they carry guns.
 

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I'm an ex-cop.

I know. So you know that it's be easy for someone to catch a person/small group off guard with uniforms, have them freeze up and then take it all.
 
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