How fukked up was Paulie Walnuts in the Sopranos?

[Da_Eggman]

Tony Soprano: [over the phone] It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get the fukk outta here.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's like a Russian green beret. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I hear you.
[hangs up]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like shyt.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Paulie was hilarious easily my favorite character on the show

"He asked me to model for the boxing poster . He was half a faq, but I was flattered just the same ."

 

[boskey]

Sopranos easily one of the funniest shows ever

 

[newarkhiphop]

Paulie was a OG yall hating

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Paulie was hilarious easily my favorite character on the show

 

[MikelArteta]

prob my fav paulie scene, instead of helping dude he just takes out his gun and kills him

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

The beef with Feech over gardening

Feech: ... And then from nowhere, he cracks the one kid's head with a shovel, and the other he knocks out of a tree!
Paulie: He jumped out the tree, and come at me with a chainsaw! I got a right to defend myself, Tone.

Paulie: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony: What do you mean?
Paulie: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fukk themselves?
Tony: Don't you think that expression would've come from Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie: Hey, snakes were fukking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.

At the seance

fukkING QUEERS

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[young3000]

Remember when he was going through that cancer scare

Wasn't Paulie that snitched to Johnny Sack about the joke about his wife

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

You mean Virgin Mary? He saw Virgin Mary at the Bing, not Jesus.

they all the same to me cuz.. fukk religion

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

Remember when he was going through that cancer scare

Wasn't Paulie that snitched to Johnny Sack about the joke about his wife

That shyt was jokes too because he thought he was getting in good with New york and them....then when he sees carmine, carmine doesnt even know who the fukk he is

 

[Da_Eggman]

I was just always amazed at how broke that dude was. He'd get a 20 rack score in one scene, then be crying poor in the next.

He wasn't broke just insanely cheap

 

[JLaw]

one of the funniest television characters of all time




my name is Clarence







"what, was it barkin?"

 

[Da_Eggman]

Tony: If I'm going to lam it, I'm going with a fukking package. I'm not going to be like fukking Mickey Mazucco. The poor prick only had five minutes to run. He ended up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis country.
Furio: Where is that?
Paulie: Anywhere there are no Jews or Italians.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Tony: If I'm going to lam it, I'm going with a fukking package. I'm not going to be like fukking Mickey Mazucco. The poor prick only had five minutes to run. He ended up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis country.
Furio: Where is that?
Paulie: Anywhere there are no Jews or Italians.

LOL, funniest character on the show