How foul is it to **** a Pastor's Wife?

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

If you're having impure thoughts about a Pastor's wife, maybe you need to take a break from church and find God somewhere else

Imagine being in church and the collection plate comes around, and he's stops service like, "Naw naw, YOU put $150 in and don't pass the plate until you pay. You f*cked my wife breh, and that's how much the hoe is goin' for."

Everybody in the church gon' look at you like

While I do appreciate those concerns..I'll still be fukking the pastor's wife...I'll never have to pay for the Golden Corral buffet again on a Sunday....

 

[King Poetic]

and people will find out in the church, cause believe it or not everybody in that entire area have some connection with the church.

So i don't be surprised when u see another church member come up to u and say " u know my cousin leon said he saw your car over at pastor long house the other day "

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Don't skeet where you preigh.



Unless that's where you wanna be when black jesus tears the roof off the congregation walls and looks for the most sinning of chul'ren.



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[Turbulent]

it's as foul as fukking anybody's wife.

 

[aqualung]

Remember Bernie Mac as the weed-smoking pastor on "Friday:"
"Is sister Johnson home?"
"no. AND NEITHER IS BROTHER JOHNSON."

--> aq out <--

 

[aqualung]

Well, pastors aren't gonna be in the VIP section of Heaven or any shyt like that but eh.

Neither are congregants who fukk the first lady.
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I knew a woman who sucked the pastor's son. (._. ) Both were consenting adults in their 30s! Don't get any ideas.

--> aq out <--

 

[Illuminatos]

No pictures huh?

 

[MikelArteta]

ol denzel washington in the preachers wife azz nugga

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

demonic

 

[FluffyCorleone]

 

[flusterose]

Some of you are not even making any effort whatsoever to avoid the hellfire

you're back? ugh

 

[Red Maverick II]

Surprised nobody brought up that female pastor (who is also a the wife of a pastor) who was flashing them missiles on Youtube

 

[kash10003]

nikkas aint seen trapped in the closet? hope you got that baretta ready

 

[Cat piss martini]

i'd push her cervix up under her armpits....
9 times out of ten he's using church funds to
pay for abortions for 2 tendas in the choir
and aint takin care of home......

 

[Chris.B]

you're back? ugh

you know you miss me :obama3: