How does one attain ratchet b*tches?

DarkHorse23

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What are the different levels of ratchets?

To me it's always blunt ratchets vs covert ratchets.

Today you are seeing MORE of the latter though. These females be working at Macy's, Nordstroms, and you wouldn't even know. Boy was i naive as well. Classy black chicks are harder to find and if you do they are influenced by the ratchet culture as well. SMH it's hard out her for the suburban brother
 

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I grew up in the suburbs. :yeshrug:

Educated black females all want a nikka however I'm just trying to get with some females that are ratchet.

How does one do this? :francis:

Get some jordans(100$) some jeans at marshals(30)$ xanax and adderall and call it a day. You can just walk up to bytches youll be feelin 110 and use that mouthpiece you feel me.
 

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Get some jordans(100$) some jeans at marshals(30)$ xanax and adderall and call it a day. You can just walk up to bytches youll be feelin 110 and use that mouthpiece you feel me.

You've done Xanax and adderall at the same time?:ohhh:
 

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No Calibration needed? I can go str8 in....
Joke with her. If she says she's on the computer then make a lil joke about her watching porno flicks and take it from there...worked for me. It helps if you smoke and got that loud too :mjpls:
 

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Go to iverson mall in Maryland, walk up to the joint you want, and literally say anything u want
 

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You need to get involved with hood theatrics. That is the hard way. The easy way is to:

- Make a reservation at a club for the VIP table.
- Buy a bottle of Ciroc, Patron and other Ghetto Liquor
- Enlist certain girls to be your wing women
- Get a diverse crew of boys (Fat dude, Light skinned dude, muscular dude, skinny dude, white dude etc.)
- Cop some dro and one hard drug of choice
- Get some bling, team fitted and practice your modified C-walk (non-affiliated version)


Fixed.

:mjlol:

Want a hood booger?

Be cool, collected and confident.
 

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We talking bout Ratchets or just hood bytches?
Cuz hood chicks have been some of the most down, genuine real chicks I fukked with :shaq:

Ratchet bytches are only good for one thing and I avoid even that if I can spot the ratchetness early enough. Best to avoid them breh

Yeah, ratchets are almost unbearable to be around. Honestly. They seem to try waaaaaay too hard, all the time. Exhausting.
 

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its plenty of them out here. if u got a whip, u can pull them at the bus stop, at the park, or at walmart, or at target. this shyt ain't rocket science.

if you smoke/drink, you should be able to bag them with minimal effort.
everything you mentioned is all you need.

older ratchets are more chill and straight forward so you don't have to do as much to get them, just go to a hood bar (not alone of course :whoa:) and catch eye contact with one, she is already going to be drunk so if she gets you the :shaq: or the :takedat: thats the dead giveaway.
 

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What are the different levels of ratchets?

To me it's always blunt ratchets vs covert ratchets.

Let's start with the upper echelon of Ratchets. This girl right here is the most ratchet shorty I follow on IG. I don't think you can get more ratchet than her. This is a chick who won't act right in public




Then you got your mid tier ratchets. She be at strip clubs, drinking out of bottles....but she somewhat knows how to act in public and doesn't wild out like the chick above.



Last but not least you have your lower end ratchets. My favorite kind. Still ratchet as hell but more laid back than the other two. You're less likely to have the :snoop: face when hanging out with her in public

 
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