How does one attain ratchet b*tches?

[Boogie]

@Turk

 

[Turk]

Really? no one tagged the coli's resident ratchet lover? Edit: nvm I saw the tag late

 

[EndDomination]

The club.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Basically wherever they sell weave, diapers, and baby formula.

 

[Turk]

What kind of ratchet do you want? There are various levels to this ratchet shyt

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Dress and act like that popular clowns in the rap game:

 

[Ghanaian Armor]

You need to get involved with hood theatrics. That is the hard way. The easy way is to:

- Make a reservation at a club for the VIP table.
- Buy a bottle of Ciroc, Patron and other Ghetto Liquor
- Enlist certain girls to be your wing women
- Get a diverse crew of boys (Fat dude, Light skinned dude, muscular dude, skinny dude etc.)
- Cop some dro and one hard drug of choice
- Get some bling, team fitted and practice your modified C-walk (non-affiliated version)

 

[RiffRaff]

Its simple Dont over think it. The very act of making this thread is more complicated than some of these girls.

U dont really want em breh

 

[Killer Instinct]

You in college? If so, try Bio 101, A&P, and hang around outside the Math 099 classroom.
They're into nursing heavy and if you're attractive and smart but dumb it down, they'll fall in love.
I took Anatomy & Physiology 101 for the hell of it and got this broad from Chicago through the course in one piece. She was sucking me up and letting me film it after that second exam.
I miss her.

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

All the racist stereotypes and black women bashing on you c00ns

 

[DarkHorse23]

I grew up in the suburbs.

Educated black females all want a nikka however I'm just trying to get with some females that are ratchet.

How does one do this?

Whoa hold up. I've seen pictures of you(you won that contest against me) You're a good looking dude, why the fukk you chasing after ratchets????

 

[DarkHorse23]

Step 1. Wear a football or basketball replica jersey. Not an authentic jersey, a replica jersey. Make sure it has a name and number of a popular black athlete, not a white athlete. Put on baggy jean shorts and sneakers. Baseball cap, hat, or afro comb in your hair is optional.
Step 2. Groom your hair and/or moustache.
Step 3. Go to Wal-mart on the weekday evening when it's packed.
Step 4. Scope around the store with a shopping cart.
Step 5. Pull up your shopping cart near a woman that you are attracted to and start some small talk, e.g. "These Lay's Wavy chips are the bomb."<look over at ratched 'hoe> "You've tried these before?"

*save as*

 

[agnosticlady]

1.Chill near a call center,WIC center,or beauty supply store.
2. smile and bag a ratchet
3. Date/fukk/Save whatever you want to do with said ratchet
4. Regret your terrible life decision after you realize ratchet is gonna be a ratchet
5. Make thread on the coli about how said ratchet has ruined your life

I worked at a call center for a month and there are a lot of ratchet women there.

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Whoa hold up. I've seen pictures of you(you won that contest against me) You're a good looking dude, why the fukk you chasing after ratchets????

Pause

 

[DarkHorse23]

Can someone post an example of what a attractive black ratchet chick would like vs an attractive middle class black chick. Thanks....