The Great One
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With AEW losing the ratings every week now, who signed the contract for them to be sold, Levesque or McMahon?
The Highlights of the purchase:
Jericho's flabby ass going back to all you can eat buffets by himself so he doesn't have to go home and share food with his family
Cody losing his first name to Vince and now just going by "Runnels"
Young Bucks being hired and getting jobbed out to the Ascension 1st week
Orange Cassidy getting a name change in WWE to Blandy Boreton @R=G
Marko Stunt revealed to be the pet that Erick Rowan keeps in that little ass cage he brings out every week
Kenny Omega told he will be hired but is required to wrestle on only planks of wood
Dean Ambrose hired back but only if he will be in a storyline where Bobby Lashley runs a polygamy threesome angle with Lana, him and Renee, and Ambrose is the one who finds them all naked in bed and Renee yells out "You are so much better than little Johnny"
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The Highlights of the purchase:
Jericho's flabby ass going back to all you can eat buffets by himself so he doesn't have to go home and share food with his family
Cody losing his first name to Vince and now just going by "Runnels"
Young Bucks being hired and getting jobbed out to the Ascension 1st week
Orange Cassidy getting a name change in WWE to Blandy Boreton @R=G
Marko Stunt revealed to be the pet that Erick Rowan keeps in that little ass cage he brings out every week
Kenny Omega told he will be hired but is required to wrestle on only planks of wood
Dean Ambrose hired back but only if he will be in a storyline where Bobby Lashley runs a polygamy threesome angle with Lana, him and Renee, and Ambrose is the one who finds them all naked in bed and Renee yells out "You are so much better than little Johnny"
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a swing and a miss
