How do you properly measure the penis?

[observe]

I heard about that a while back regarding the toilet paper roll test, supposedly if it fits thru the toilet paper roll then


But if it gets stuck or doesn't fit then you



I tried it and mine wouldn't even fit, I was like

Mine can barely fit in there when its soft

 

[The 2020 New Member]

this gif is hilarious. i've been looking for a proper time to use it.

 

[blackzeus]

I'm going to try that test tomorrow..I've been jacking off all nite..so I want to get as hard as I can by tomorow...

nikka your measurements are the least of your problems

 

[blackzeus]

when i discuss my size with a chick it's normally after we've shagged and every time i tell them, they insist that i'm being modest. but i'm not. i got a small dikk for a black guy on an internet forum. i admit it. i'm less than 8. lmao.

how many chicks lie and say that's it's so big it hurts? that ain't an ego boost for me. when i hear that i'm expecting blood and then jail time. neither has happened but i'm paranoid.

a) if after you just had sex you're discussing the size of your D,

b) Don't ever ask a girl if you have a big d*ck. Whip it out and measure your D with your girl's foot. Assuming she's not a pro volleyball player, the visual comparison will do wonders for both your egos.

 

[HideoKojima]

 

[The 2020 New Member]

a) if after you just had sex you're discussing the size of your D,

b) Don't ever ask a girl if you have a big d*ck. Whip it out and measure your D with your girl's foot. Assuming she's not a pro volleyball player, the visual comparison will do wonders for both your egos.

context and tone are always a factor, breh.

there's a different between

"how big is your dikk exactly?"

and

"how big is that thing?"

talking about dikk size is a bit weird lmao. i guess i should get it out in the open while it's in style. i'm comfortable with my shyt no matter what people say. i think i'm doing just fine off the strength of the moans i be inducing hahahahahaha.

 

[Reggie]

F@ck these threads like this with a bunch of dudes lying on the size of their piece.

 

[Brown Ant]

More penis topics?

 

[A.J.Soprano]

yall measuring wrong

its all about the girth

6" club

u don't have 6" girth u lying homo


edit:

my dumbass thought girth was the distance of ur penis based on width.


I'm such an idiot.



Just measured mine with a ruler and a numbered shoelace purely out of insecurity......7" 1/2 long, 6" girth



I dunno if that's good or bad, I honestly don't really want to know cause the truth might make me depressed.



Wish I had a Mandingo.

 

[MMS]

u don't have 6" girth u lying homo

:cheff:

 

[A.J.Soprano]

:cheff:

peep the edit my g


even with a 6" girth my ish still feel like a pencil d1ck tho


is that normal?



Wish my d!ck was chunkier, no homo

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Somebody answer the question!! DO Y'ALL MEASUR FROM THE TOP OR THE SIDE??

 

[datmass]

girls dont care seriously

 

[samtalksradio]

Well consider the fact that none of my b****** complain I guess I'm alright then let me stop lying I'm small for s 24 year old black guy :...(

 

[observe]

girls dont care seriously