How do you properly measure the penis?

[observe]

Where do you start from..? The side or the top? How do you do it? I'm trying to do it when I cop some measuring tape tommorrow from the hardware store..

 

[AquaCityBoy]

What is with all these threads about dikk size?

 

[observe]

What is with all these threads about dikk size?

You wouldn't understand it breh..it's a like a secret society for big dikk nikkas

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i think that the measurement in inches/cm is a bit outdated. i like to do class things like compare myself to various condiment bottles or hairbrushes. whatever else i got lying around. that way i can give a more vivid visual description of my wilkins.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

i measure from tip to tip. From the tip of my spine, to the tip of my pelvis cleaver

 

[AquaCityBoy]

You wouldn't understand it breh..it's a like a secret society for big dikk nikkas

Sounds gay.

 

[Existential]

The only proper measure of the penis is female satisfaction.

 

[blackzeus]

i think that the measurement in inches/cm is a bit outdated. i like to do class things like compare myself to various condiment bottles or hairbrushes. whatever else i got lying around. that way i can give a more vivid visual description of my wilkins.

Basically. Tell a bish 7", she will be , tell her two hands with some left over, and it gets stuck in a toilet roll core, she will be . Ain't like the average US nikka 6" anyway? If you more than 5", you can satisfy 90% of women, worry about your health and money, that will take you a lot farther than whatever your measurement is

Spoiler

From the base to the tip along the top, do with/without curvature if you have Captain Hook syndrome

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Basically. Tell a bish 7", she will be , tell her two hands with some left over, and it gets stuck in a toilet roll core, she will be . Ain't like the average US nikka 6" anyway? If you more than 5", you can satisfy 90% of women, worry about your health and money, that will take you a lot farther than whatever your measurement is

Spoiler

From the base to the tip along the top, do with/without curvature if you have Captain Hook syndrome

when i discuss my size with a chick it's normally after we've shagged and every time i tell them, they insist that i'm being modest. but i'm not. i got a small dikk for a black guy on an internet forum. i admit it. i'm less than 8. lmao.

how many chicks lie and say that's it's so big it hurts? that ain't an ego boost for me. when i hear that i'm expecting blood and then jail time. neither has happened but i'm paranoid.

 

[Mars Blackmon]

What is with all these threads about dikk size?

shyt's getting out of hand, it's getting to the point where they need a subforum about it

 

[OPTiMO]

doggy you must've got picked on so much in ESO growing up

 

[AAKing23]

Basically. Tell a bish 7", she will be , tell her two hands with some left over, and it gets stuck in a toilet roll core, she will be . Ain't like the average US nikka 6" anyway? If you more than 5", you can satisfy 90% of women, worry about your health and money, that will take you a lot farther than whatever your measurement is

Spoiler

From the base to the tip along the top, do with/without curvature if you have Captain Hook syndrome

I heard about that a while back regarding the toilet paper roll test, supposedly if it fits thru the toilet paper roll then


But if it gets stuck or doesn't fit then you



I tried it and mine wouldn't even fit, I was like

 

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[observe]

I heard about that a while back regarding the toilet paper roll test, supposedly if it fits thru the toilet paper roll then


But if it gets stuck or doesn't fit then you



I tried it and mine wouldn't even fit, I was like

I'm going to try that test tomorrow..I've been jacking off all nite..so I want to get as hard as I can by tomorow...

 

[MMS]

yall measuring wrong

its all about the girth

6" club