Marc Spector
the 4'11 Cuban
ok ok ok... a lot of false "facts" popping up in here
first off, i was in the air force for 4 years.... so while i didn't retire, i do know what goes on, pay scales, what's free and not free, and why people spend money
1. everyone in all branches, GETS THE SAME EXACT PAY PER RANK, NOT JOB.... so if you're a captain in services in the army (mess hall, gym, hotel) you make the EXACT same pay as a captain in the air force who's a brain surgeon.. it's basically socialism... your rank determines your pay... NOTHING ELSE
you get extra pay for amount of years in.. but it's still a basic chart
2. lets go over what is and isn't free...
you get free room and board... straight out of tech school, you'll be living in a dorm room... if you are married/have a child, you will get a SEPARATE housing allowance which depends on the zip code of the base you are assigned to
you get free food at the base mess hall.... that means you will need to show up at assigned times to eat... if you want mcdonald's or groceries, that comes out of your personal money... unless you are married/have a child, then they give you another SEPARATE food allowance
you get free healthcare... no copay, no nothing... again.... married/children get the same free healthcare
you get "free" college education and FREE college education... GI Bill will take $100 dollars out of your first year of checks... in exchange they will give you 50k for school.... but also the community college of your branch will offer free classes the entire time you are active duty
there's many other things, but i'll just stick to needs... you can also get free lawyers, travel on military flights, clothing allowance for uniforms, hotels for $20 (say you go to vegas and want to stay on their base instead of at a hotel), etc etc etc
3. you also can "earn" extra money... the military wants you to stay in.. they don't want to keep training dummies the whole time and having to start over every 4 years.... so when your time is up, they offer HUGE bonuses, depending on the job... some jobs will offer 30k to reenlist, because they know people don't want to do them/aren't smart enough, so they need people to stay in...
also hazard pay.... you in a war zone, you get a few extra hundred a month for being there... that's why dudes come home usually paid up
overseas pay is also great.... no taxes.... yup... cause you're out of the country, they don't take state taxes out your check and usually pay you a shytload more to make up for the cost of living
4. retirement... after 20 years in... you get 50% of your last paycheck amount FOR LIFE... 75% if it's 30 years
oh and go ahead and add in lifetime benefits
this all leads to the answer
MOTHERfukkERS NEVER HAD TO LIVE A REAL LIFE
you basically spent the last 20 years with no rent (cause it was free or paid), no food bill (cause it was free or paid), a free 1700-19,500 dollar check every month... and the only thing you NEEDED to buy was maybe a car and some gas.... anything else was a want and not a need
so what do young people do?? 18 and skipped right over college and went straight to the league.... BLOW MONEY... they in the bar every night... you a sexy military man now, you gotta take all the bytches out... you out in a new town, new state, new country.... you gotta go every damn where... you gotta buy the freshest car cause what's a $600 note when you got 1700 to blow every month
why did i keep bolding getting married? you 18, you in a dorm, you got money, you want a house for free??? go ahead and get married breh... for real this time!! i've seen friends get married.. people dating for 3 months get married.. people marry girls they had no business marrying... women personally asked me to get married, we don't even have to live together, they just want the check
housing and food allowance in jersey (where i was) was an additional 1600 a check... go get a cheap apt for 700 and i'd still have 1700 from my regular check and an additional 900 from the stipend
clothes? shyt i'm gonna be fly as fukk... i got money to blow... vacations... yup i'm going everywhere.. expensive football game... fukk it we in there... front row at the jay z concert... you'll see me there... $1200 bar tab? who gives a fukk.. steak dinner every night... you know why i'm here!!
b-b-b-b-b-b-but after a few years you probably get over that breh
you think i'm going to live my life blowing money... and every year they give me a raise... and every 2 years they give me a promotion AND a raise... and i'm suddenly gonna learn money management
you ever go to a old military bar... bunch of old ass drunk guys... still hitting for large tabs... still flirting and blowing money on hookers and young girls... still driving the fanciest of cars... but now they got 5000 a month to blow... save money?? why should i do that... i'll be getting half my check forever
then reality hits..... hold up i'm 20 years in and only 48? i still need to get another job
what do you mean this job only pays 50k a year
what's this here mortgage payment
i gotta buy my own food
budget my money
you mean i can't live off this 2500 (half of 5k) a month anymore
what do you mean government jobs are highly competitive
what do you mean i'm not gonna start off as the boss in this new job
what's a 401k
you mean i have to pay for these kids i been cranking out so my allowance will go up
you mean my wife has to get a job now cause i can't have my job support her
what do you mean college for my kids costs 20k a year
Nothing but truth.
Here's the thing the Military becomes a bubble that lifers become trapped in. Dudes can tell you all about the regs, quote the NCO handbook word for word, all that shyt...but they're civilian life knowledge is low as fukk.
Take my dad for instance, he was a lifer in the Army. A 42A (Human Resources guy). My dads a smart guy and pretty down to earth. College educated (and not from the University of Phoenix) and all. But even he displays small quirks here and there that show me that even is somewhat out of touch with how the civilian world operates.
I think Vets more than any other retirees really get stir crazy because they've been released not just from a job, but from a LIFE STYLE.