How do I tell my girl she needs to lose weight

[ADLT]

Try to pick her up on some romantic shyt then act like your back went out and you gotta lay on the floor for half an hour

She'll get the message

 

[King Poetic]

leave the side piece at popeye's and head to subway to find another side piece.. case closed

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Simple. You tell her.

 

[YEAHitsHER]

I'm sure she knows she is gaining weight..why don't you offer to exercise with her or change eating habits...

 

[up in here]

well since i seen this thread a million times im gonna tell you exactly what to do. Tell her that when you smashing you cant hit it right cause her belly is too big and you cant hit it right from the back cause her thighs is too big. tell her that them one or two zumba classes a week obviously aint working and she needs to stop complaining and get on the fukking treadmill for an hour a day. and if she starts crying tell her to shut the fukk up cause she knew she was letting herself go just cause she think she already got a man so she dont gotta take care of herself and thats not how it works. tell her to shape up or ship out. now if your a fat ass too you obviously cant say any of this. also, if she goes out a fukks another dude to try get back some self esteem, let him have her

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Stop having sex with her.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Try to pick her up on some romantic shyt then act like your back went out and you gotta lay on the floor for half an hour

She'll get the message

 

[BrothaZay]

I'm sure she knows she is gaining weight..why don't you offer to exercise with her or change eating habits...

She told me "babe do u think i need to lsoe some weight"

i said no

 

[Heafcliffe]

"You getting a little thick up about the stomach ain't you, tubby?" Or the next time she touches you say "get off of me, thickums"

Why I just read this shyt like Martin said it?

 

[YEAHitsHER]

She told me "babe do u think i need to lsoe some weight"

i said no

..that was ur chance to tell her...lol...now when you bring it up she gone feel some type of way cause she previously asked you..good luck

 

[L!ssen]

"...Look girl I ain't gon lie, I'll tell you how I feel
They should hand cuff your big ass to the treadmill..."

-50 Cent circa 2002...

 

[Rawtid]

Why I just read this shyt like Martin said it?

Lol because that's where I stole it from... Episodes of Martin.

 

[TheBigBopper]

by dumping her.

 

[Mr swag]

how much she weigh?

Lets keep it 100


She was 5'3 160

She got up to 180 now


She was already fat when he met her

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

hit her with the anytime she tries to eat anything suspect.