We had the best toys breh
I remember my neighbor stunting on us when he his moms copped him Soundwave. We were
He also had Buzzsaw and Ravage. My jealousy was at a all time high. I did some shameful shyt.
He used to leave them in his backyard sometimes. He NEVER let us play with them. Would only allow us to look.
So I hopped his backyard and stole them shyts. Kept them in my room and told no one. Not even my lil brother cause he had a propensity for running his damn mouth.
My all time fav toy was the die cast Voltron. Bish weighed damn near 20 pounds. During a hardcore steel cage bedroom wrestling match one of my cousins got bashed in the head with the black lion. He was leaking crazy. By rights he should have got stitches but we just poured peroxide on that cut and bandaided him up. Breh still got the scar. It lowkey has his hairline crooked as fukk now.
When the Jordans prices started creeping up over one hundred I told my pops I wanted the threes. You would have thought I slapped him in the face the way he looked at his oldest son.
He copped me the Akeem Olajuwon Etonics instead. I was a stan of Akeem ( that was how his name was spelled back then ) but Jordans were another level.
Those Etonics had good ankle support but the cushioning was non existent. shyts was like hooping in concrete blocks.
I know your life.
I stole secret wars spiderman.
I paid the homies like twenty bucks for the whole chuck norris set.
including the car.
which he stole from zayre.
I paid the same homie for those great bootleg ninja toys from back in the day. Where they had a whole line in the bootleg store. This was before Sunman was at the bootleg store. This series Of ninjas i had were like the villain to chuck norris but better.
I am sure he stole those. Yet i would have never had them because by the time i found out where this store was myself. They sold out of the ninjas, and had bootlegs like Sunman and wonder bread he man.
my moms never paid attention like that and let her friends pick up all the pieces of every damn thing. So she never noticed a damn thing. Pops, too.
my bff's mom and his aunt and g-moms bought my toys for Xmas and bday out the sears
catalog.
so my parents just never paid attention to a dAmn thing.
so when it came time for them to do sumfin. Other parents made my parents look like bs. Especially since this was before crack and before the divorce gen.
so, this was when black America was secure.
so it made no sense.
for any parent to lean on others but my parents were corporate So they did on everything.
except this one time.
they needed to be on point.
this is voltron.
voltron,... Drew the line in the sand.
my pops botched voltron so bad.
I don't think i ever forgave him.
as i could have bought it myself.
yet he said he would get it for me and he never delivered like black return of jedi luke Skywalker. That to this day i still remember him returning.
from an out of town trip with the sold out jedi black suit luke.
from like Pennsylvania.
or wherever he went on business that time as a six year old.
remember it like yesterday. I don't even remember getting bespin luke vivid like that. When i loved bespin luke way more than jedi luke.
pops used to come through. Not this time and he botched and bungled voltron like no other. Plus he hated stores that were not big box. So, I believe he was like sheit..i ain't paying no hundred dollars to this nonreputable store. As Chicago was different then and it had mom and pop send off electronic stores. the real go lion was in the Japanese store.
on seventy first across the street from Walgreens. As kids my pops educated us on not to frequent.
so given that dynamic, I believe he botched voltron.
being apprehensive to paying that much money to the neighborhood mom and pops Chinese bootleg store.
like literally this was the real voltron.
the real metal die cast voltron from Japan.
the real go lion.
that shot missles from the Chinese bootleg store. Which originally was the only one with voltron. There was no matchbox voltron yet. All there was, was the real Japanese toy from the Japanese import store. Which was viewed as bootleg.
yet, it was a high end store. Along with the other real high end doll store on seventy first back then.
this was the real go lion.
with the shooting rockets weapons and accessories. I mean every weapon on every episode of voltron and all the firing missiles worked and snapped on. Plus the lion weapons, blazing sword, blazing star, the blazing mini swords etc.
it is the holy grail toy.
other than the original expensive Scott Bernard robotech transforming cycle.
or the uss flag.
pops botched so bad.
first he ain't even get me the go lion.
as parent or Ybe just my parents.
just did not really pay attention like they needed to.
when i tell you.
he gave me the worst xmas's from not beinG focused ever
pops got me the worst toy ever.
the three robot voltron.
I wanted to kill his ass.
then to top it off.
it was like you did not listen.
you bullshytted for six months since the summer.
when i could have got this shyt myself.
plus you played in your ass for six months.
when i could have bought the shyt myself.
so I got my money and went to go get the voltron myself.
no beuno,....
of course.......
so I had to wait till the matchbox split set dropped.
then had to call around everywhere to find the three box set to form voltron.
I bought the yellow and green lion set myself.
which if i remember right was like twenty five for the yellow and green safety hazard matchbox split up revenue grab box set.
Plus found the blazing sword and ninja star pack separately for like twenty bucks back then.
it took me a whole year of calling around to find the red and blue lion.
it was not till like my bday two years later.
did my pops find a black lion and I could form voltron.
then to top if off.
he fukked up the nes too.
nikka bought me a sega master system.
I remembered then to never if i had kids to not pay full attention to everything.
no mistakes, no flodge'n.
thanks, pop.
I learned not to botch shyt as a parent.
all because you fukked up buying voltron and the nes.
worst xmas's ever.....
be better than poppa bar, people.
pay attention to your kids.
paying amenities is not child care.
you supposed to be doing that.
caring for your child in every way is childcare.
art barr