How come no one has hired Parcells?

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Word, can a seasoned and informed Dolphins fan tell us how he fukked up the team?

I'm not being a smartass, I'm asking seriously. I never heard anything about that before...

He took a 1-15 team into an 11-5 team. Don't listen to these nikkas.

Only problem he had is a lot of the players he drafted didn't pan out too well and he cut Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor
 

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He took a 1-15 team into an 11-5 team. Don't listen to these nikkas.

Only problem he had is a lot of the players he drafted didn't pan out too well and he cut Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor
and those were right cuts too. business never personal. those two didnt do jack shyt after. taylor was never the same, and didnt do anything on other teams, and thomas retired after a year in dallas
 

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Word, can a seasoned and informed Dolphins fan tell us how he fukked up the team?

I'm not being a smartass, I'm asking seriously. I never heard anything about that before...

Pat White
Chad Henne
screwed over a Dolphins legend in Jason Taylor

some of his picks are not looking as bad in retrospect, some do (Vontae Davis)

dude was just completely disrespectful toward the franchise and left like a bytch when things weren't going our way
 

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and those were right cuts too. business never personal. those two didnt do jack shyt after. taylor was never the same, and didnt do anything on other teams, and thomas retired after a year in dallas

except he drafted Philip Merling to replace him in the second round, who turned out to be shyt
 

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He took a 1-15 team into an 11-5 team. Don't listen to these nikkas.

Only problem he had is a lot of the players he drafted didn't pan out too well and he cut Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor

:childplease:

he wasn't with us shooting in the gym


Pennington fell in dude's lap, he was lucky as fukk if anything, dude has no merits in that turnaround
 

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Pat White
Chad Henne
screwed over a Dolphins legend in Jason Taylor


some of his picks are not looking as bad in retrospect, some do (Vontae Davis)

dude was just completely disrespectful toward the franchise and left like a bytch when things weren't going our way

by the same logic montana-a much bigger legend- was screwed by the niners :childplease:

its the NFL b. aint no loyalty here. plenty of legends get cut like nothing else.

as far as pat white, yeah bad pick
henne was justifiable in late 2nd round :manny:

how has parcell been worse than whatever they had before...

they drafted ginn and john beck in first two rounds the year before :laff:

the hate parcells get from phins fans has nothing to do with his handling of football roster. he hasnt been great there but :childplease: he hasnt ruined shyt for them. org was already in ruins
 

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except he drafted Philip Merling to replace him in the second round, who turned out to be shyt

ok and ? point was the cuts were entirely justifiable. those players fell off and they werent playing at high level. even if he kept them they wouldnt be playing well.
 

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Doesn't Parcells have a desk job?

I'm sure he could go back into coaching. Maybe he doesn't want to do it anymore. Personal decision and stuff.
 

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Jake Long wasnt a bad pick :manny: but people forget this because offensive line doesnt put up stats. This is obviously a :troll: thread. Parcells been done for years.
 

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cuz the dolphins sucked ass under his watch

He took a 1-15 team into an 11-5 team. Don't listen to these nikkas.

Only problem he had is a lot of the players he drafted didn't pan out too well and he cut Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor

one thing that 1-15 team as crazy as it sounds wasn't as bad as that record they just gave up

and it was the leadership of Chad Pennington that carried that team and a resurgence of ricky
 
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ask any Dolphins fan and they'll tell you all about how overrated Parcells is




also, we weren't nearly as bad as our 1-15 record indicated the year before, we just had crazy injuries... once Trent Green, Zach Thomas, and Ronnie Brown got injured, we weren't going anywhere, so we traded Chris Chambers and that essentially ended our season... like someone else said, Pennington basically fell into his lap, Ronnie and Ricky came back healthy, Joey Porter beasted, and we had the easiest schedule in the league that year, hence us winning the division




dude drafted Jake Long over Matt Ryan... then drafted Henne in the 2nd round that same year, setting the franchise back until this season

he hand picked Sparano to be our coach, who had an archaic football philosophy and didn't know X's and O's at ALL

then came the wildcat shyt and we waste a 2nd rounder on Pat White smh



the funny part is, now that he's gone, Jeff Ireland (who used to get the majority of the blame for our shytty draft picks as the "GM" even though Parcells was calling the shots) has looked infinitely smarter and is building the team the right way


Parcells philosophy just doesn't work anymore... it's a passing league based largely on speed; if it was up to him, Tuna would draft DTs, OGs, TEs, and FBs with every pick
 

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Parcells could be coaching still if he wanted but i think he knows that he can't connect with today's players and would rather sit in the studio and talk about the game.
 

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jake long over matt ryan was the right move at the time. long been of the best LTs in the league even tho prolly not as good to be worth #1

none of you explained HOW he ruined the franchise. besides cutting two over the hill legends and a bad pick in pat white. guess what, everyone makes bad picks. the guy before him took ginn jr and john beck, for christs sake. beli routinely makes shytty picks and chicago has one good pick in a decade.

sparano doesnt know x's and o's ? :wtf: you think an offensive line coach is just rah rah ? wtfff

ireland is looking "infinitely smarter" ? :wtf:

do you even watch football ?
 

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and those were right cuts too. business never personal. those two didnt do jack shyt after. taylor was never the same, and didnt do anything on other teams, and thomas retired after a year in dallas

this hoe here always tryna tell ANOTHER nikka bout they own team and shyt STFU nikka
 
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