How come girls dont understand that MEN need f#$^king space

[Rominati]

Wife: I wanna have sex
Me: Im tired
Wife: I wanna do it anywhere right now
Me: But NBA Playoffs On
Wife: Use that damn DVR and give it to me rite now
Me: I give up lol

Her: I wanna have sex

Me: Girl im at the last fukking level of Mass Effect 3

Her: I dont care cant you put the video game down

Me:

Her:

Me:

 

[↓R↑LYB]

no? how not?
whats the definition of a homeboy?... and put a female frame on it.
your girl cant be your best friend you fukk? pffft

No, you know why? Cause I only see my friends once a week on the weekends. We go party, chill at the cigar lounge, play video games, and have cookouts. During the week I NEVER HERE FROM THE nikkaS

Women on the other hand ain't built like that. If you can't talk/hang/see your man on an hourly basis your brains start to self destruct. Y'all hoes need a damn hobby.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

This thread is turning into comedy...

 

[The ADD]

Or, when she tells you, "when i get off work, let's talk about our day at work"

I get home first:

*showers, eats and plays ps3*

*hears her keys as she makes her way upstairs*

*throws ps3 controller under the bed*

*lays on bed like

*goes down stairs 3hrs later and sees her sitting on the couch*

Her: okay!, lets talk!!!

Me:

 

[jdashmaj]

No, you know why? Cause I only see my friends once a week on the weekends. We go party, chill at the cigar lounge, play video games, and have cookouts. During the week I NEVER HERE FROM THE nikkaS

Women on the other hand ain't built like that. If you can't talk/hang/see your man on an hourly basis your brains start to self destruct. Y'all hoes need a damn hobby.

 

[Uncle Trill]

No, you know why? Cause I only see my friends once a week on the weekends. We go party, chill at the cigar lounge, play video games, and have cookouts. During the week I NEVER HERE FROM THE nikkaS

Women on the other hand ain't built like that. If you can't talk/hang/see your man on an hourly basis your brains start to self destruct. Y'all hoes need a damn hobby.

Truth

 

[aRoMaN21]

No, you know why? Cause I only see my friends once a week on the weekends. We go party, chill at the cigar lounge, play video games, and have cookouts. During the week I NEVER HERE FROM THE nikkaS

Women on the other hand ain't built like that. If you can't talk/hang/see your man on an hourly basis your brains start to self destruct. Y'all hoes need a damn hobby.

thats not true. trust.

 

[Serious]

No, you know why? Cause I only see my friends once a week on the weekends. We go party, chill at the cigar lounge, play video games, and have cookouts. During the week I NEVER HERE FROM THE nikkaS

Women on the other hand ain't built like that. If you can't talk/hang/see your man on an hourly basis your brains start to self destruct. Y'all hoes need a damn hobby.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

thats not true. trust.

 

[okocharuud]

Her: I wanna have sex

Me: Girl im at the last fukking level of Mass Effect 3

Her: I dont care cant you put the video game down

Me:

Her:

Me:

 

[DreadHead P]

That's on you playboy, wrap it up or make her take the shot. Which is now 99.9% effective for up to 3 years

Oh nah breh, I didn't mean trapped me like that, she got that lil BC thing that they put in their arm and if good for like 5 years, that's why she's so convenient