How can I stop sounding like a cac at work.

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On god. This started when I was younger. First job I ever got fired from was because the manager raised his voice at me in front of these two pretty females. I went off and asked him to step outside for the fade.

2 minutes before he clocks out he says “fisher don’t come on the premises until we have a meeting with HR. Someone will call you”

They fired my ass the next day.

:mjgrin:

Every since then I’ve been scared of getting too comfortable at work. I try to make everyone else comfortable by acting as inviting as possible.
What a bïtch :dead:
 

Givethanks

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"He's a real Jackass"
- white guy at work, talking about another white guy at work
:mjlol:

"That _ _ _ _ _ from planning and development review really grinds my gears"
- white guy at work after getting mad at another white guy at work for playing stupid
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Givethanks

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This white guy in a meeting said

"Stick a fork in me, I'M DONE"
:russ:


Just now in the lunch room Jeff from roads and structures seen me walk in with my big lunch box and said..

"Oh wow, that's quiet a lunch box you got in there. I bet you go breakfast and dinner in there too"
:mjlol:

I swear to god white people just be saying the most Corniest shyt, and its so natural to them.
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You gotta set the tone the moment you walk in.


Exhibit A.


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This white guy in a meeting said

"Stick a fork in me, I'M DONE"
:russ:


Just now in the lunch room Jeff from roads and structures seen me walk in with my big lunch box and said..

"Oh wow, that's quiet a lunch box you got in there. I bet you go breakfast and dinner in there too"
:mjlol:

I swear to god white people just be saying the most Corniest shyt, and its so natural to them.
:deadrose:
why did I read this in a white voice :dead:
 

Givethanks

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why did I read this in a white voice :dead:
It's the only way, make sure you slap your lap and give a chuckle.

This office shyt sucks but seeing Pretty women and listening to boomer/Gen X white people saying, helps get em through the day
:mjlol:
 
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