House of Cards - Season 5 (Official Thread)

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The show sucks now for two reasons: 1) To keep the show going -- it devolves into more and more absurdity. They had Doug watching the monitors of everyone's movements like Batman in the Dark Knight when he was looking for the Joker and shyt :mjlol:.

2) And this is my main point of contention -- is that they keep rehashing the same sequence of events over and over with different characters. The aforementioned character is either directly or indirectly an upfront eyewitness to the ruthlessness and savagery of the Underwood's. He or she continues to work or deal with the Underwood's administration. When they become expendable, they either are killed for knowing too much, or they make some kind of ultimatum which brings about the same result. In turn, you have character's navigating these the waters like they didn't know they were swimming with sharks from the outset. "Oh, wow. Y'all going to do this to me :picard:?" It happens to damn near every character. Why the fukk would you have Tom -- who has been privy to all kinda scumbag shyt from Claire and Frank -- think he could blackmail them :gucci:? Just uninspired writing.

What was the point of that black dude they added this season? Was he like the one black man quota filler or some shyt being that Remy wasn't on the show this season? He was a huge fukkboy too.
 
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1.10- Frank getting his homo on again :scust:


But we back!!! "One Nation Under WOOD" :wow:
I literally stopped watching the show after the gay scene
Don't know why they made son a twinkie

Still a dope show though and I'll resume watching it soon
Just got too many shows to finish
 

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That shyt with Kathy Durant was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen in a show:mjlol:

Frank pushes her down the day she is to testify against him, and she's never heard from again as if her ass is in a coma

But better than that, he only pushed her down like 3 steps :bryan:

and she's slumped:deadrose:and not one person finds it suspicious

The new writers just decided they didn't give a shyt anymore:mjgrin:
 
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Show is hella entertaining, yall buggin. These damn Underwoods are just :mindblown:

Just got to ep 12, how did Frank think he could ever govern :what:
That shyt with Kathy Durant was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen in a show:mjlol:

Frank pushes her down the day she is to testify against him, and she's never heard from again as if her ass is in a coma

But better than that, he only pushed her down like 3 steps :bryan:

and she's slumped:deadrose:and not one person finds it suspicious

The new writers just decided they didn't give a shyt anymore:mjgrin:

She was a fragile old woman. And she probably fell head first :ld:
 

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On episode six, and the longer this goes on, the less interested I am.
The Underwoods' sheer abuse of power is entirely in the realm of the ridiculous.
I need more explanation for Doug's slavish devotion to the Underwoods, and I need more about Hammerschmidt being a bytch and turning down very pertinent leads.
The whole cuck thing is pretty funny though, and the Congressional Black Caucus bullshytting is probably one of the funniest parallels to real life.
Fake-Putin needs a larger, more threatening role.
 

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On episode six, and the longer this goes on, the less interested I am.
The Underwoods' sheer abuse of power is entirely in the realm of the ridiculous.
I need more explanation for Doug's slavish devotion to the Underwoods, and I need more about Hammerschmidt being a bytch and turning down very pertinent leads.
The whole cuck thing is pretty funny though, and the Congressional Black Caucus bullshytting is probably one of the funniest parallels to real life.
Fake-Putin needs a larger, more threatening role.
Fake Putin has great screen charisma.

I remember when he was first introduced and he straight up kissed Claire:whoo:in front of everyone at the White House dinner and I thought it was going to be on:damn:

But then they didn't do much with him after that...
 

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The show sucks now for two reasons: 1) To keep the show going -- it devolves into more and more absurdity. They had Doug watching the monitors of everyone's movements like Batman in the Dark Knight when he was looking for the Joker and shyt :mjlol:.

2) And this is my main point of contention -- is that they keep rehashing the same sequence of events over and over with different characters. The aforementioned character is either directly or indirectly an upfront eyewitness to the ruthlessness and savagery of the Underwood's. He or she continues to work or deal with the Underwood's administration. When they become expendable, they either are killed for knowing too much, or they make some kind of ultimatum which brings about the same result. In turn, you have character's navigating these the waters like they didn't know they were swimming with sharks from the outset. "Oh, wow. Y'all going to do this to me :picard:?" It happens to damn near every character. Why the fukk would you have Tom -- who has been privy to all kinda scumbag shyt from Claire and Frank -- think he could blackmail them :gucci:? Just uninspired writing.

What was the point of that black dude they added this season? Was he like the one black man quota filler or some shyt being that Remy wasn't on the show this season? He was a huge fukkboy too.

Agree completely. I looked forward to this season, but I feel it's yet another proof that the longer a TV-show lasts the more uninspired the writers get.

And fukk them for...
Killing LeAnn.
 

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This shyt does need to end soon, this season was meh and the fall off signs are apparent
 
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