Hit on lesbians brehs

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I knocked plenty of "lesbians", from lipstick lesbians to undercover sexy studs. They are the only type of female that the friend zone actually works. Just be their friend, worst outcome is they'll put you on to other bytches. Best outcome is

Don't heed the advice of these crumpled faggots.
 

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nikka got me laughing out loud in school. :laff:
 

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Breh, there is this tatted up redbone that comes into my job all the time. I got her # off the strength of smoking. I told her if she needs the hookup to holla at me. this broad is bad! I don't know how any man can look at her body and not think "SMASH!" she hit me up once for some trees But was beating around the bush in a way that You know a chick is just trying to get what they can and dip. I hate feminine lesbians! they twisting up the game. a couple days later she shows up with some bearded butch trying to dap me up like we homies and shyt, asking if I want to smoke both of them out... smh. I just gave her that thousand yard stare. startled her, rattled her soul. She know she should be getting this D.
 

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Silly fakkit, you forgot to look at the Argento granite countertops in my kitchen, something coli cash can't buy

(Looks at "Slang"'s message to dap ratio, claims of being a Hip-Hop producer, $15 of coli cash, AND he's a canadian Cac)
 

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Silly fakkit, you forgot to look at the Argento granite countertops in my kitchen, something coli cash can't buy
Why you cant afford any furniture, appliances, shyt not even a dish???fukk outta here "slang" with your picture from an open house
 

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breh you can smile and keep it cool. im naturally not a kool-aid smiler, especially w/ white chicks. but ive seen dudes try to play it cool wayyy too much in situations where that shyt doesn't lend itself well.
What nikka, so u talkin shyt
 
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