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tl;dr version: butch lesbians are continuing to fukk up the game

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So I'm at Wal-Mart today, browsing down the shampoo and conditioner aisle (I finally ran out after like a year of using the same 2 bottles). Eyes glazing over looking at the shampoo wondering which one Russ Wilson uses when this girl turns into the aisle. I look up to check her out and this chick is sexy as hell. Think a bohemian, natural looking Katy Perry...slimmer but w/ a better shape and wearing glasses. Kind of a nerd look goin on too but not in a hipster way.

Anyway, she works her way down the aisle and has to do the awkward cart squeeze past mine because it's one of those medium sized Wal-Marts, not the supercenter joints. I smile and say "hey" and she smiles back and says "hi" and we pass. So, like any guy, I take this opportunity to check her out more. I peek outta the corner of my eye and :banderas: ...brehs she's wearing a sun dress and her ass..my god... and it's like her ass was going :umad: at me. And overall she's just got this nice, slim yet curvy body that a suburban-bred caught between two worlds negro like myself just can't ignore.

So i start up some conversation with her about which shampoo I should use (lame, generic shyt but :manny: 80% of life is just about showin up, right?). Conversation is going alright, chick is nice enough and friendly but it still has that cordial vibe so I'm like OK whatever at least try to get her number. So I ask and she tells me "I'm not into guys, sorry." :dwillhuh:

Now I've lived a nice sheltered life so I haven't run into many fine lesbians so a large part or me is thinking :ohhh: did this chick just think heisman me w/ some lesbian bullshyt? But frustration is p*ssy repellant so I just smiled and said "really?". She said "Yeah" and I was like "OK, nice meeting you" smiled again and rolled off, kind of heated.

So I'm walking around to get some food and a few mins later I see her again from a distance...I'm looking at her like :stopitslime: "this bytch..." when I see this short, stocky, looking broad come over and start putting stuff in the first girl's cart. I'm like :deadmanny: because this...woman...looks like Louis CK on hormone therapy and is wearing an oversized shirt and some basketball jeans. I work my way past them, and the butch girl sees me looking and hits me with a perfectly executed :mjpls: that let me know she's seen this play out a 100 times before. I had to go :whew: off the strength of the swag in that moment, won't lie. The first chick was so sexy I was really close to trying to get some tips from the second one :lolbron:.
She probably got raped before. Those part time lesbians are the worst headaches bruh. You dodged a bullet.
 

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What are you getting all heated over some bytch for? Even if she did give you any play I'm sure you'd hit it and quit it faster than you got to know her.

Cmon son :scusthov:
 

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My man I know what you mean. I relayed this tale on SOHH but I saw the most attractive female I have ever seen in my life in person get tongued down in the middle of the mall in Atlanta by an overweight dyke. I mean straight shoved her tongue down the girls throat and palmed her ass.



Every - single- male in the vicinity was
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It IS still possible to pull some lesbians. Depending on her situation. It's mostly about her perceiving your masculine/feminine energy. I mostly leave them be cause I respect their choice and w/e made them play for that team.
I find bi girls more fun and interesting that straight girls.
 

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Comments ? Personal Theories. Dont shun my thoughts.

Do you honestly believe women can't be bisexual unless it's a result of some type of abuse/trauma? I live with a bisexual woman, sexuality isn't clear cut there are people who aren't just straight or gay and it's not the result of any sort of trauma it's what they prefer. It's just life.
 
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Maaaan I feel you dawg. My junior year I met this cute, girl next door type lesbian. All around girl and we became mad cool, like we could talk about anything :ahh:. I never tried to pursue her but she always talked about her girlfriend... She showed me a picture of her (Spanish girl dressed like an athletic nikka :patrice:)... But I'm thinking why would you want a girl that tries to look like a dude and can give you less than a man could:damn:
 

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***snorts 29seconds**

A butch harlot aint shyt but a husky nikka with titties and a fake dikk that eat coochie, most of the pillow princesses are part of a phase and caught up in a rapture.

Most females got a lesbian friend, i know up here if you black or even mix 9 times outta 10 you got a diking friend. its easy to convert a regular harlot up here to dikk, because alot of em just recently had kids and the dudes done got caught up and doing time, and the dike broad is right there to play daddy, and the regular hoe aint peeped game.

Just off knowing that and peeping it nikkas can do the samething because before str8 harlot became a dike she was messing with dikk before and used that whole i dont mess with women line to the butch harlot, all women like attention, whatever she says to you ex she gay dont mess with men, give her your number anyway, guarantee it get used

You will be suprise how many femme harlots have men numbers in their phone, you can dikk a lesbian harlot down and the butch hoe wont even know she , cheating, unless the girl not up on her hygiene, because aint like the butch hoe got feelings in on her strap on, ive messed wit tons of lesbian harlots and their butches never knew, it was always i was testing out a new toy i got from Lovers, Crypt or Babes.
 

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Do you honestly believe women can't be bisexual unless it's a result of some type of abuse/trauma? I live with a bisexual woman, sexuality isn't clear cut there are people who aren't just straight or gay and it's not the result of any sort of trauma it's what they prefer. It's just life.
No i honestly dont believe it. I dont think its all abuse and trauma. As i stated many women are exposed to sexually active peers in their youth so yea. You know all them kids that say *i lost my virginity at 12 * to some other kid. Some people get a head start and dont learn what is taboo until they're adults and at that point, its too late.
 

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No i honestly dont believe it. I dont think its all abuse and trauma. As i stated many women are exposed to sexually active peers in their youth so yea. You know all them kids that say *i lost my virginity at 12 * to some other kid. Some people get a head start and dont learn what is taboo until they're adults and at that point, its too late.

That doesn't attribute for all bisexuals/lesbians though, face it some women just like both it's not that hard to comprehend. They didn't have to start off young to be in that category of orientation, but you are right, a lot of domestic abuses can be accounted for in same sex/lesbian relationships.
 
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