Reality
Make your own luck.
tl;dr version: butch lesbians are continuing to fukk up the game
Long Version:
So I'm at Wal-Mart today, browsing down the shampoo and conditioner aisle (I finally ran out after like a year of using the same 2 bottles). Eyes glazing over looking at the shampoo wondering which one Russ Wilson uses when this girl turns into the aisle. I look up to check her out and this chick is sexy as hell. Think a bohemian, natural looking Katy Perry...slimmer but w/ a better shape and wearing glasses. Kind of a nerd look goin on too but not in a hipster way.
Anyway, she works her way down the aisle and has to do the awkward cart squeeze past mine because it's one of those medium sized Wal-Marts, not the supercenter joints. I smile and say "hey" and she smiles back and says "hi" and we pass. So, like any guy, I take this opportunity to check her out more. I peek outta the corner of my eye and
...brehs she's wearing a sun dress and her ass..my god... and it's like her ass was going 
at me. And overall she's just got this nice, slim yet curvy body that a suburban-bred caught between two worlds negro like myself just can't ignore.
So i start up some conversation with her about which shampoo I should use (lame, generic shyt but
80% of life is just about showin up, right?). Conversation is going alright, chick is nice enough and friendly but it still has that cordial vibe so I'm like OK whatever at least try to get her number. So I ask and she tells me "I'm not into guys, sorry." 
Now I've lived a nice sheltered life so I haven't run into many fine lesbians so a large part or me is thinking
did this chick just think heisman me w/ some lesbian bullshyt? But frustration is p*ssy repellant so I just smiled and said "really?". She said "Yeah" and I was like "OK, nice meeting you" smiled again and rolled off, kind of heated.
So I'm walking around to get some food and a few mins later I see her again from a distance...I'm looking at her like
"this bytch..." when I see this short, stocky, looking broad come over and start putting stuff in the first girl's cart. I'm like 
because this...woman...looks like Louis CK on hormone therapy and is wearing an oversized shirt and some basketball jeans. I work my way past them, and the butch girl sees me looking and hits me with a perfectly executed 
that let me know she's seen this play out a 100 times before. I had to go 
off the strength of the swag in that moment, won't lie. The first chick was so sexy I was really close to trying to get some tips from the second one 
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Long Version:
So I'm at Wal-Mart today, browsing down the shampoo and conditioner aisle (I finally ran out after like a year of using the same 2 bottles). Eyes glazing over looking at the shampoo wondering which one Russ Wilson uses when this girl turns into the aisle. I look up to check her out and this chick is sexy as hell. Think a bohemian, natural looking Katy Perry...slimmer but w/ a better shape and wearing glasses. Kind of a nerd look goin on too but not in a hipster way.
Anyway, she works her way down the aisle and has to do the awkward cart squeeze past mine because it's one of those medium sized Wal-Marts, not the supercenter joints. I smile and say "hey" and she smiles back and says "hi" and we pass. So, like any guy, I take this opportunity to check her out more. I peek outta the corner of my eye and
...brehs she's wearing a sun dress and her ass..my god... and it's like her ass was going at me. And overall she's just got this nice, slim yet curvy body that a suburban-bred caught between two worlds negro like myself just can't ignore.So i start up some conversation with her about which shampoo I should use (lame, generic shyt but
80% of life is just about showin up, right?). Conversation is going alright, chick is nice enough and friendly but it still has that cordial vibe so I'm like OK whatever at least try to get her number. So I ask and she tells me "I'm not into guys, sorry." Now I've lived a nice sheltered life so I haven't run into many fine lesbians so a large part or me is thinking
did this chick just think heisman me w/ some lesbian bullshyt? But frustration is p*ssy repellant so I just smiled and said "really?". She said "Yeah" and I was like "OK, nice meeting you" smiled again and rolled off, kind of heated.So I'm walking around to get some food and a few mins later I see her again from a distance...I'm looking at her like
"this bytch..." when I see this short, stocky, looking broad come over and start putting stuff in the first girl's cart. I'm like because this...woman...looks like Louis CK on hormone therapy and is wearing an oversized shirt and some basketball jeans. I work my way past them, and the butch girl sees me looking and hits me with a perfectly executed that let me know she's seen this play out a 100 times before. I had to go off the strength of the swag in that moment, won't lie. The first chick was so sexy I was really close to trying to get some tips from the second one .
STFU
