Hippos real kings of the jungle... Snaps Lion neck with one bite. CatsetLost#

[Blackrogue]

Yall dont ever be scared hearing all that growling and shyt outside your window all night?

It sounds cool being close to nature on one hand, but it sound like you always gotta be on point for some shyt. Like if I get too drunk a leopard gonna pounce on me when I hop out the uber after the club

Its cool to hear about that life tho

I mean on a regular you're not gonna run into it. The lake is lake Victoria. Biggest lake in the world I think. There's really not much you can do about animals that's in there.

Biggest threat is hippos and crocodiles but the hippos are in certain areas. Stay inside the water all day cause it's too hot. And at night come out to eat grass. My uncle has a big ass crib by the lake so they used to get on his lawn and feast. But look at the hippos legs. It's not flexible. People just dig some sort of ditch and it's not able to cross it. It can't really also go up hill like that.

So there's been some conflict with them especially if you have crops by the water and they mess them up. A few have been killed and the meat just divided. It weights 3000 pounds. That's a lot of meat. That's why you see the lions combining to get that one catch.

The rest of the animals are in the forests or the very large game parks that cuts across Kenya and Tanzania just so they can migrate freely. Since that's where the game is that's where most of the predators will be as well. The lions, leopards, hyenas..
Issue comes about when theres conflict with the guys who live close to those areas or within.. Like the maasai. And one of the predators happens to stray there. Or when your land is in the path elephants have been crossing.

So on a regular I'm not going to run into a wild animal cause there's no park or forest close by they'd get away from. And there's no natural habitat to hunt.

 

[Blackrogue]

They are cranky, extremely territorial, and the males will claim a large area maybe 5 km in radius. If it catches you sleeping under a tree, it bites you in half then walks off on it way.
Pablo Escobar's hippo's escaped his zoo and are now living in Colombian swamps and have multiplied..they appear not to be as aggressive as their African counterparts, and Colombians think theyre cute. Though occasionally they discover a dead cow with its back broken..
The only other animal that will come at you like that in the African bush is the Cape Buffalo..

Cape buffalo's are mean and vindictive as fukk. I was out in the Maasai mara. I used to fly guys into there. Eat lunch then fly people out. It was cool as fukk. So many animals. Giraffes taller than two story buildings.


The times I got shook though was when we couldn't cross by car after we parked the plane. The rangers had to take us on foot. I Was shook. They had guns and shyt but you know. You could be by the river and in those bushes is where lions are chilling cause it's too hot outside. Round the corner and you see some buffalo's. I was like aaah Hold. Up
Wait.!

This mofos won't even leave you alone if you go up a tree. They might pee on their tail and swish it up at you cause it's itchy. Cat set over here taking another L



Another funny story. When we'd park the plane over night in the Mara we had to carry really harsh bleach. We'd pour it all over the tires. Brake linings. Everything that's exposed. You don't and fukking hyenas will chew through everything by morning.

 

[3rdWorld]

Cape buffalo's are mean and vindictive as fukk. I was out in the Maasai mara. I used to fly guys into there. Eat lunch then fly people out. It was cool as fukk. So many animals. Giraffes taller than two story buildings.


The times I got shook though was when we couldn't cross by car after we parked the plane. The rangers had to take us on foot. I Was shook. They had guns and shyt but you know. You could be by the river and in those bushes is where lions are chilling cause it's too hot outside. Round the corner and you see some buffalo's. I was like aaah Hold. Up
Wait.!

This mofos won't even leave you alone if you go up a tree. They might pee on their tail and swish it up at you cause it's itchy. Cat set over here taking another L



Another funny story. When we'd park the plane over night in the Mara we had to carry really harsh bleach. We'd pour it all over the tires. Brake linings. Everything that's exposed. You don't and fukking hyenas will chew through everything by morning.

It's rare for catset to even take people on these days, they're used to seeing people and know humans come back with guns if one gets eaten. Leopards dont care about all that though

I've heard buffaloes will first use their horns on you, then trample you..and finally to check if you're still breathing and playing dead will then piss on you with that acidic urine of theirs..if your still alive it'll then repeat the process

 

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#ele-breh had enough of the paparazzi

 

[MikelArteta]

Cape buffalo's are mean and vindictive as fukk. I was out in the Maasai mara. I used to fly guys into there. Eat lunch then fly people out. It was cool as fukk. So many animals. Giraffes taller than two story buildings.


The times I got shook though was when we couldn't cross by car after we parked the plane. The rangers had to take us on foot. I Was shook. They had guns and shyt but you know. You could be by the river and in those bushes is where lions are chilling cause it's too hot outside. Round the corner and you see some buffalo's. I was like aaah Hold. Up
Wait.!

This mofos won't even leave you alone if you go up a tree. They might pee on their tail and swish it up at you cause it's itchy. Cat set over here taking another L



Another funny story. When we'd park the plane over night in the Mara we had to carry really harsh bleach. We'd pour it all over the tires. Brake linings. Everything that's exposed. You don't and fukking hyenas will chew through everything by morning.

More stories

 

[Blackrogue]

More stories

Ok like back in the day there was more conflict with animals. Each animal there was kinda advice on how to act.

So my dad told me Hyenas have strong Jaws and you don't want to take them on. But they are I wouldn't say naturally cowards but they assess their prey more. If you come across them and your first reaction is to flee or turn your back on them you are toast. You have to approach them with a confidence that makes them go you gotta be the aggressor.. Make loud noises at it. Growl at it.

On the opposite end of the scale is leopards. A leopard will stalk you. You could be somewhere in the dark and it'll follow you quietly all the way to your home. You'd find it's slipped into the crib through some crack somewhere. Or gone to where your animals are and murked all of them just because





I've seen them upclose and they look so powerful. Big ass hands bigger than my palms spread. Long tail almost 3 feet long. With the leopard you have to not acknowledge you know it's there. The moment it knows you spotted it. It's a wrap..

Then pythons are a lot in the sugar cane farms. Cause there's a lot of mice and pests for them to attack. So if you are walking in there you might run into them accidentally. Most fields when harvesting the cane for sugar are set ablaze. Then everything is cut afterwards.

So with a python you can't actually cut into it with a knife. So they'd say walk with your hands in the air, carrying twigs and a razor blade. If it gets you it wraps itself over your rib cage and tries to snap your rib cage. Suffocate you. So hands in the air are so your hands are free when it's wrapping there. The sticks are to trick it. When you snap them it thinks that your ribs have snapped and it lets you go so it can swallow you whole. The razor blade is the only thing that can cut into its skin.

Once it's eaten something it lays there and digests it for a long time. It can't move. So if people think a python killed something and it's a danger to everyone they'll go out looking to find it. If they do get it. It's not able to move. I've heard stories where they put flammable stuff and set it on fire and it couldn't do anything. It'd be helpless as it burns.

 

[MikelArteta]

Ok like back in the day there was more conflict with animals. Each animal there was kinda advice on how to act.

So my dad told me Hyenas have strong Jaws and you don't want to take them on. But they are I wouldn't say naturally cowards but they assess their prey more. If you come across them and your first reaction is to flee or turn your back on them you are toast. You have to approach them with a confidence that makes them go you gotta be the aggressor.. Make loud noises at it. Growl at it.

On the opposite end of the scale is leopards. A leopard will stalk you. You could be somewhere in the dark and it'll follow you quietly all the way to your home. You'd find it's slipped into the crib through some crack somewhere. Or gone to where your animals are and murked all of them just because





I've seen them upclose and they look so powerful. Big ass hands bigger than my palms spread. Long tail almost 3 feet long. With the leopard you have to not acknowledge you know it's there. The moment it knows you spotted it. It's a wrap..

Then pythons are a lot in the sugar cane farms. Cause there's a lot of mice and pests for them to attack. So if you are walking in there you might run into them accidentally. Most fields when harvesting the cane for sugar are set ablaze. Then everything is cut afterwards.

So with a python you can't actually cut into it with a knife. So they'd say walk with your hands in the air, carrying twigs and a razor blade. If it gets you it wraps itself over your rib cage and tries to snap your rib cage. Suffocate you. So hands in the air are so your hands are free when it's wrapping there. The sticks are to trick it. When you snap them it thinks that your ribs have snapped and it lets you go so it can swallow you whole. The razor blade is the only thing that can cut into its skin.

Once it's eaten something it lays there and digests it for a long time. It can't move. So if people think a python killed something and it's a danger to everyone they'll go out looking to find it. If they do get it. It's not able to move. I've heard stories where they put a flammable stuff and set it on fire and it couldn't do anything. It'd be helpless as it burns.

i hate snakes

 

[Amor fati]

Dunno why but I can't stand hippos.

 

[Amor fati]

Ok like back in the day there was more conflict with animals. Each animal there was kinda advice on how to act.

So my dad told me Hyenas have strong Jaws and you don't want to take them on. But they are I wouldn't say naturally cowards but they assess their prey more. If you come across them and your first reaction is to flee or turn your back on them you are toast. You have to approach them with a confidence that makes them go you gotta be the aggressor.. Make loud noises at it. Growl at it.

On the opposite end of the scale is leopards. A leopard will stalk you. You could be somewhere in the dark and it'll follow you quietly all the way to your home. You'd find it's slipped into the crib through some crack somewhere. Or gone to where your animals are and murked all of them just because





I've seen them upclose and they look so powerful. Big ass hands bigger than my palms spread. Long tail almost 3 feet long. With the leopard you have to not acknowledge you know it's there. The moment it knows you spotted it. It's a wrap..

Then pythons are a lot in the sugar cane farms. Cause there's a lot of mice and pests for them to attack. So if you are walking in there you might run into them accidentally. Most fields when harvesting the cane for sugar are set ablaze. Then everything is cut afterwards.

So with a python you can't actually cut into it with a knife. So they'd say walk with your hands in the air, carrying twigs and a razor blade. If it gets you it wraps itself over your rib cage and tries to snap your rib cage. Suffocate you. So hands in the air are so your hands are free when it's wrapping there. The sticks are to trick it. When you snap them it thinks that your ribs have snapped and it lets you go so it can swallow you whole. The razor blade is the only thing that can cut into its skin.

Once it's eaten something it lays there and digests it for a long time. It can't move. So if people think a python killed something and it's a danger to everyone they'll go out looking to find it. If they do get it. It's not able to move. I've heard stories where they put flammable stuff and set it on fire and it couldn't do anything. It'd be helpless as it burns.

Scary shyt

 

[Quasi]

Need a Gorilla vs Grizzly vs Tiger vs Hippo deathmatch for charity.

 

[JQ Legend]

Brehpopotamuses are with the shyts, shouldn't fukk with em

I thought Brehlephant had me

Now I’m just fukking

But yea lions are wild p*ssy

And a Rhino would obliterate damn near the entire animal kingdom

Speaking of which, it’s crazy how humans give props to carnivores as being so gangsta but some of the most gangsta animals don’t eat other animals, especially the bigger ones.

Imagine if Elephants, Rhinos, and Brehpopotamuses () spent day in and day out hunting other animals like lions and hyenas etc do

There would prolly be no animal kingdom left

Coli animal threads

 

[It's been real]

I thought Brehlephant had me

Now I’m just fukking

But yea lions are wild p*ssy

And a Rhino would obliterate damn near the entire animal kingdom

Speaking of which, it’s crazy how humans give props to carnivores as being so gangsta but some of the most gangsta animals don’t eat other animals, especially the bigger ones.

Imagine if Elephants, Rhinos, and Brehpopotamuses () spent day in and day out hunting other animals like lions and hyenas etc do

There would prolly be no animal kingdom left

Coli animal threads

Brehpos and Honey Badrehs are in a league of their own. I'm #CatSet but you can't deny the facts


Still on #DrehSet

 

[Samori Toure]

At least #Catset has heart to take em on
Dogset don't want the smoke

Well apparently hyenas want all that smoke from hippos. They chew their ears off and that is not even the worst part.




Rhinos make hippos relocate to another hood.



When that doesn't work then a rhino will just straight up try to rape a hippo.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This is with a Rhino without its horn but it doesn't matter King Hip set breh straight drowns that hoe

Angry hippo drowns unsuspecting rhino in South Africa | Daily Mail Online

Only reason it lost is because they cut his horn off...

it even says it in the article... normally the hippo would’ve took the L

 

[Devilinurear]

I think I can beat a hippo. Just one uppercut under the chin and I will put it to sleep.