Hippos real kings of the jungle... Snaps Lion neck with one bite. CatsetLost#

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went to the zoo a couple years ago and breh came right up to me from out the water. couldve reached out and touched him. i was shook. theyre massive.

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Why?

Because they remind you of fat people?
Lol no! Because they don’t look evil looking like reptiles or some shyt like those underwater leopard pictures.
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The rhino one is fukking hilarious

Elebreh looks at his man's like "Ayo look at this fat ass rhino over here breh" :mjpls:

Then puts a tree branch on his trunk like "look at me now I'm a fukkin rhino ahhh look he maddd he maddd :umad:
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Edit: Come to think of it this is EXACTLY like something my 2yo daughter would do. :lolbron:
 
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It's all fun and games til the real king comes through :mjlit:





Edit: Elephants are some trolls:mjlol:




Elephants are the real kings on the animal life, nobody is fukking with them
The rhino one is fukking hilarious

Elebreh looks at his man's like "Ayo look at this fat ass rhino over here breh" :mjpls:

Then puts a tree branch on his trunk like "look at me now I'm a fukkin rhino ahhh look he maddd he maddd :umad:
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Besides being the straight biggest of anything on land, they're also smarter than any of the other large animals. One-on-one nothing is touching an elephant.
 

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fukked up animals, them and bufallos, they can't even let you have the last laugh after you've killed them. I remember when a stray bufallo was put down by the wild life service where I stay, me and my friends were drunk and high at the time and rushed afterwards to carve off some meat, thinking it was a free week's supply, only to boil it till our gas ran out since it was like boiling cement blocks and we eventually had to throw the meat away anyways.
 

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fukked up animals, them and bufallos, they can't even let you have the last laugh after you've killed them. I remember when a stray bufallo was put down by the wild life service where I stay, me and my friends were drunk and high at the time and rushed afterwards to carve off some meat, thinking it was a free week's supply, only to boil it till our gas ran out since it was like boiling cement blocks and we eventually had to throw the meat away anyways.

Yall tried to eat hippo meat? :picard:

Or Buffalo meat?
 
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