Hippos real kings of the jungle... Snaps Lion neck with one bite. CatsetLost#

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Hippo gang damn near undefeated out here lowkey. Don’t matter if it’s land or water :leon:
Yea they're basically tanks .. but they'll never have a ounce of drip. Looking like the animal version of Lizzo
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They're pretty quick in the water too. They are some in the lake by where I stay. They get out at night to eat grass. Spend the rest in the water. Very territorial in there. It's why no one ever really goes into the lake.

We went in with this speed boat and this motherfukker was coming for us fast. They can't capsize the boat though unless they can get their feet on something solid so shallow water is a no go.

They also kill any male sons that's around. The female hippos who get male sons gotta hide the sons a distant away and secretely sneak away to feed them. If you ever see a solo adult hippo and a young one and no one else around.. That's a mama and her son.

Elephants are the goat though..
 

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They're pretty quick in the water too. They are some in the lake by where I stay. They get out at night to eat grass. Spend the rest in the water. Very territorial in there. It's why no one ever really goes into the lake.

We went in with this speed boat and this motherfukker was coming for us fast. They can't capsize the boat though unless they can get their feet on something solid so shallow water is a no go.

They also kill any male sons that's around. The female hippos who get male sons gotta hide the sons a distant away and secretely sneak away to feed them. If you ever see a solo adult hippo and a young one and no one else around.. That's a mama and her son.

Elephants are the goat though..
Yall dont ever be scared hearing all that growling and shyt outside your window all night?

It sounds cool being close to nature on one hand, but it sound like you always gotta be on point for some shyt. Like if I get too drunk a leopard gonna pounce on me when I hop out the uber after the club:damn:

Its cool to hear about that life tho
 

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While I was on safari in Kenya the guide told me hippos accounted for the most human fatalities out. Hippos aren't to be fukked with and are massive(when I seen them). Out of all the animals lions, elephants, leopards etc. We had to stay the furthest away from hippos because they are very protective and give no fukks.
 

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While I was on safari in Kenya the guide told me hippos accounted for the most human fatalities out. Hippos aren't to be fukked with and are massive(when I seen them). Out of all the animals lions, elephants, leopards etc. We had to stay the furthest away from hippos because they are very protective and give no fukks.

They are cranky, extremely territorial, and the males will claim a large area maybe 5 km in radius. If it catches you sleeping under a tree, it bites you in half then walks off on it way.
Pablo Escobar's hippo's escaped his zoo and are now living in Colombian swamps and have multiplied..they appear not to be as aggressive as their African counterparts, and Colombians think theyre cute. :damn: Though occasionally they discover a dead cow with its back broken..
The only other animal that will come at you like that in the African bush is the Cape Buffalo..:ufdup:
 
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