Hey, let's ruin wrestling by using common sense & logic

jadillac

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A spin of the Rec Room movie thread.

I remember back in the day when ppl like the Million Dollar Man and Ric Flair would give their lying opponent a shin drop or a knee to the throat.
:stopitslime: If wrestling was real that'd probably be the most devastating move of all b/c ur crushing someones windpipe.

Instead it's nothing more than a filler move. :dry:
 

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A heel will ether a face and leave the ring. Instead of the face fighting the heel he just stays in the ring.
 
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-McMahon was removed from his position as COO in the company by the board of directors and holds no power yet is the Chairman of the Board and Owner of the company. :wtf:

-Triple H is the new COO and GM of RAW and SD!

-Triple H is removed as GM of RAW and SD! because he fought with wrestlers and was a liability but retains his position as COO :dry:

-Big Johnny is given power of GM of RAW and wins power of SD! GM from Teddy Long

-Board of Directors want to remove Big Johnny if he loses to Cena but he wins so now they can't remove him. :dry:

- HHH gets involved with Lesnar and now the company has lawsuits on their hands because of his actions but retains his position as COO :wtf:

- McMahon shows back up out of nowhere and fires Big Johnny :wtf:
 

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You're making a surprise return so you're not booked for any matches.

You're only showing up at the end of the show, so two minutes tops you'll be there.

So why are you bothering wearing your wrestling gear?

 
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If Undertaker can control lightening and Kane can control fire then why don't they use it as an attack in their matches?

Why does Kane lose his powers every other month while Taker's seem to be permanent?

If both you and your rival come out from the SAME entrance way, why wait till you both are out in the ring? Why not jump him while he is making his entrance since you are supposed to be standing by waiting for yours? If you two hate each other, how are you supposed to stand next to the gorilla position waiting for your music without killing each other? :usure:
 
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