Sensitive Christian Grey
The Fisher King
Meet the Fockers - your housekeeper slept with your son and you didn’t press charges? Or suspect shyt when she was pregnant 
HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*
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Prisoners
The girl let Hugh Jackman know where they were held captive. He rushes out the hospital to get his daughter, but why not tell the lead detective that too so you dont end up in the trap that you did
Yeah he didnt get immediate results but he was doing his job the whole time
The girl let Hugh Jackman know where they were held captive. He rushes out the hospital to get his daughter, but why not tell the lead detective that too so you dont end up in the trap that you did
Yeah he didnt get immediate results but he was doing his job the whole time
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Movies and games where the main character kills thousands...and I mean THOUSANDS of bad guys but doesn't kill the main bad guy because "I'd be as bad as you" 
Movies and games where the main character kills thousands...and I mean THOUSANDS of bad guys but doesn't kill the main bad guy because "I'd be as bad as you"
Hoshi_Toshi
Superstar
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
Furthermore, is he just flying through the sky with two big ass truck tires on each arm?Man
Hoshi_Toshi
Superstar
Man using instacartFurthermore, is he just flying through the sky with two big ass truck tires on each arm?
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
Who said it was his truck? Could have jacked it off someone on day 1.
Be Eating You could be some freak shyt
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Cable guy
Jim Carrey goes to restaurant where dudes girlfriend is on a date. He impersonates a bathroom attendant and like clock work dude goes to the bathroom so he can beat his ass. What if he never had to go to the bathroom. He's just gonna wait there all night?
Jim Carrey goes to restaurant where dudes girlfriend is on a date. He impersonates a bathroom attendant and like clock work dude goes to the bathroom so he can beat his ass. What if he never had to go to the bathroom. He's just gonna wait there all night?
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
Instructions for driver: Contactless delivery; place Firestone tires outside church doors…leaveMan using instacart
That truck looks too on the nose for his whole aesthetic. He probably saw it, and was like:Who said it was his truck? Could have jacked it off someone on day 1.
Be Eating You could be some freak shyt
And nobody on the staff questioned who he was
Erratic415
Superstar
Ola Ray could have ran away, but she had to spend 2 minutes standing there watching MJ & the zombies do a great dance number
motionlessZombie
All Star
Charmed (original)
The sisters spent every season complaining about demons attacking them at their home. They are the most powerful witches in their world and yet they never thought to put up a magical demon proof barrier around their home to prevent demon attacks.
The sisters spent every season complaining about demons attacking them at their home. They are the most powerful witches in their world and yet they never thought to put up a magical demon proof barrier around their home to prevent demon attacks.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
How the main character cuts his hair with rusty ass blades in a gas station bathroom when hes on the run and when he comes out of the place his fade fresh as hell and he looks like he could be on the red carpet
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
if human necks were this weak to snap there'd be a lot more paralysed and dead people.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Glass break in. Nice guys shows what will happen. You could cut yourself on a glass shard and bleed out