HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*
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The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
I was gonna clown kryptonians for not heeding jor el but there are plenty of idiots in the g.o.p that don't buy climate change right. Even most third world countries believe it though 
DaRealness
I think very deeply
Training Day - First Alonzo set Jake up to get killed by the Mexican gang, had no problem getting into a shootout with him in that small ass apartment in front of his own child, so why didn't he just kill Jake on the rooftop when he was down after they fought? 
The mother of dragons kinds forgot about the iron fleet in game of thrones
Alotta people kinda forgot about alotta shyt in that final season
Five Deadly Venoms
The Toad broke out of the iron maiden torture device because it didn't hit his weak spot...he breaks out and says "I have no weak spot". While fighting the Snake he aims for the ears and the Toad says "thought you found my weak spot but still you fail" basically giving away his weak spot.
The Toad broke out of the iron maiden torture device because it didn't hit his weak spot...he breaks out and says "I have no weak spot". While fighting the Snake he aims for the ears and the Toad says "thought you found my weak spot but still you fail" basically giving away his weak spot.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Alotta people kinda forgot about alotta shyt in that final season
Erratic415
Superstar
Training Day - First Alonzo set Jake up to get killed by the Mexican gang, had no problem getting into a shootout with him in that small ass apartment in front of his own child, so why didn't he just kill Jake on the rooftop when he was down after they fought?
Also, why didn’t he just let his crooked cop friends kill Jake at Roger’s house and act like he was killed in the line of duty?
All along he must have had it in mind to kill Jake if he didn’t pass the test, and he didn’t pass it because of how he acted at Roger’s house. He then calls the Mexicans right after it and says “have that bathtub ready”.
Why spend all that money to an outside source to kill Jake when you can kill him and have a “killed in the line of duty” cover story? Alonzo, Dr Dre (his bad acting is hilarious) and the other cops were all in the same circle and did crimes together, it seems like a less risky choice than paying the Mexicans to do it.
He still wanted to try and get Jake off that good cop by the books stuff he was still on. Remember in the car he was still trying to get Jake to take the money even if he didnt spend it but when Jake didnt even do that, thats when he decided to kill him.
Erratic415
Superstar
Big was a fukked up movie.
Josh is 12 years old and fukks a 30 year old woman. People tend to just make jokes when that happens rather than take it seriously when the victim is a boy (like all those teachers). The girl he fukked is implied to be the office slut and she finally is serious about someone and has a connection, because he’s mentally a child.
Josh’s mother goes through hell. For one, after Josh becomes Tom Hanks, she sees her son pajamas torn, sees some random adult male in her home, wearing her son’s underwear.
‘Big’ Is Secretly a Horror Movie
Josh is 12 years old and fukks a 30 year old woman. People tend to just make jokes when that happens rather than take it seriously when the victim is a boy (like all those teachers). The girl he fukked is implied to be the office slut and she finally is serious about someone and has a connection, because he’s mentally a child.
Josh’s mother goes through hell. For one, after Josh becomes Tom Hanks, she sees her son pajamas torn, sees some random adult male in her home, wearing her son’s underwear.
‘Big’ Is Secretly a Horror Movie
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DaRealness
I think very deeply
The Shield - I know Vic Mackey was a scumbag crook, but he's literally said and done nothing to imply that he himself would ever harm his family. He clearly loved them and even moved them in when he thought they were at risk. Why the fukk would annoying Corrine be so paranoid that he himself was gonna do anything to them?
DaRealness
I think very deeply
No he had already decided Jake was dead. He was on the phone to Smiley before Jake got in the car and told him to keep that bathtub water running. Him offering Jake money was just bullshyt.
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
People talk about Skylar and other TV moms... No that bytch was the WORST... not just her horrible shakey high pitched nagging ass voice... But I'm on another rewatch and it's shyt like this:The Shield - I know Vic Mackey was a scumbag crook, but he's literally said and done nothing to imply that he himself would ever harm his family. He clearly loved them and even moved them in when he thought they were at risk. Why the fukk would annoying Corrine be so paranoid that he himself was gonna do anything to them?
V: I don't know if we can afford that school.. Tuition is 25k a year
C: But he needs it!!!! We gotta be able to do something!!!!
V: Ok... Well I'll handle it. I'll just pick up some extra shifts and overtime pay
C: NO VIC YOU CAN'T!!!! WE HARDLY SEE YOU NOW!!!!!
V: Damn what do you want from me??!?!?!?!?!?!
How you telling a man to get money to provide for his kid and he says ok and you say no, we need you home more... What you think I can police from home?
DaRealness
I think very deeply
Yeah that panicky voice like she's gonna have a nervous breakdown any minute was annoying as hell. She was always illogical.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
The Shield - I know Vic Mackey was a scumbag crook, but he's literally said and done nothing to imply that he himself would ever harm his family. He clearly loved them and even moved them in when he thought they were at risk. Why the fukk would annoying Corrine be so paranoid that he himself was gonna do anything to them?
I hated Corinne with a passion. I was also confused when Dutch tried to hook up with her, I was like "
Breh do you know who her husband is? Strike Team WILL fukk you up!"