Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[Estarossa]

$60 million a year for 179 yds…

Win like this in the playoffs…

 

[Weaver31]

chin up plehboi. 3TDs for Dak

We wanna see him do this or better post season

 

[duckbutta]

Defense played a lot more disciplined today than in pass years

Dak aint make the critical mistake to let cleveland back in the game.

We didn't lose the field position battle to badly because we actually got some 3 and outs

Played 1 won 1. Can't do better than that

 

[Weaver31]

Browns need to suck it up and just hire a couple of black females to give Deshaun “massages” maybe he’ll get his mojo back

Mr. Nasty isn't the same since his injury last year...his shoulder don't look quite right

 

[b. woods]

@b. woods @NOSaintsFan02 Stinky vs Fat Mike. Battle of the dumbass coaches.

At least Fat Mike can get his teams to the Postseason.

Stinky, tho @King Poetic

 

[who_better_than_me]

The only good thing about this schedule is it’s toughest in the first half of the season which is when Parsons is at his best before he wears down.

 

[who_better_than_me]

Running game still looks pedestrian. Dowdle needs and maybe Vaughn need more carries but this line wasn’t really pushing

 

[HollywoodP]

we looked trash as hell the 2nd half. Good win tho.

 

[dtownreppin214]

Defense with Bland might be salty. We finally have a linebacker unit. Just hope DO stays healthy.

 

[twan83]

Dak contract not surprised at all he don’t wanna start over at his age
Better off giving contracts sooner than later with how things are at this rate shyt gets more expensive
If dak won a superbowl he be way more expensive

Just finished game solid win also
Kicker mvp he may need bigger money than everyone

 

[darealvelle]

Defense looked solid. Stop trying to poke holes. shyt annoying

 

[Dwight Howard]

These fools are gonna sign this bum ass nikka for 5 years and hes going to reward them with a 215 yrd 1td 2int game against Cleveland on Sunday

I swear i hate this team

 

[Dwight Howard]

Maybe he blows out his knee this week and negotiations get nixed.

Spoiler

 

[Dwight Howard]

Fans need to throw batteries at Dak every home game. Car batteries.

 

[Dwight Howard]

5 more years of blaming:

-the OL
-the defense
-the field conditions
-injuries
-luck
-the receivers
-the head coach
-the offensive coordinator
-the playcalling
-league conspiracy

All in the name of this bumass nikka that continues to wet his pants in big game after big game. The Dak you see today against a solid defense on grass is the real type of QB he is. An average dude that stat pads in blowouts and against teams with 0 pulse

I hate this team w a passion man

Find a new team