Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[Surreal]

At this point, I'm hoping Wak gets a new contract and start losing and Jerruh loses it
finally and calls him a nikka so the league and owners get together and force him to sell the team

I hope Wak totally tears this franchise apart

 

[Surreal]

BTW, they're not paying Lamb until they see what Lance does this pre-season

As there would be no reason to extend Lamb with no option at QB next season

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Giants been tanking for Dak

He'll be their starter next season

Then He will lose that Spot to Tommy Two Times by Week 5

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Damn @BlueHeffner @darealvelle @Surreal @dtownreppin214





We fleeced the fukk out of yall

 

[Surreal]

Damn @BlueHeffner @darealvelle @Surreal @dtownreppin214





We fleeced the fukk out of yall

I can show you training camp clips of Wak throwing INTs the other day as well

 

[dtownreppin214]

Damn @BlueHeffner @darealvelle @Surreal @dtownreppin214





We fleeced the fukk out of yall

This is partly why Wak walking around with his chest out. Lance is applying no pressure

 

[Captain Crunch]

Not going to be happen, but it'd be cool if yall let Dak walk and draft Ewers, being Ewers is from Texas and grew up a Boys fan.

Crazy how Cowboys never had a Texan qb, given football is religion there.

 

[duckbutta]

I can show you training camp clips of Wak throwing INTs the other day as well

shyt Lance out here throwing passes so bad defenders can't even get to them

Lance throws the ball like in Madden when the pass is so bad you look down at your controller to try and figure out what buttons you pressed.

 

[HollywoodP]

I have no desire to watch any Cowboys games right now. Our starting running back is really Zeke. Thats unimaginable.

 

[L. Deezy]

I hate this nygga.. please go

 

[L. Deezy]

shyt Lance out here throwing passes so bad defenders can't even get to them

Lance throws the ball like in Madden when the pass is so bad you look down at your controller to try and figure out what buttons you pressed.

I havent even followed training camp
.he that bad?

 

[L. Deezy]

At this point, I'm hoping Wak gets a new contract and start losing and Jerruh loses it
finally and calls him a nikka so the league and owners get together and force him to sell the team

I hope Wak totally tears this franchise apart

Lmaooo.. got damn bro

 

[L. Deezy]

I have no desire to watch any Cowboys games right now. Our starting running back is really Zeke. Thats unimaginable.

Sheesh.. thought he would be a back up

 

[duckbutta]

Sheesh.. thought he would be a back up

Imagine a running back falling off so bad we thinking he should play behind Dowdle and Vaughn

Is Deuce Vaughn tall enough to ride all the rides at six flags

In 2024 I'm going to have to watch Ezekiel Elliot turn 1st and 10 into 2nd and 8 5 or 6 times game

Lawd please carry me through these awful times cause I know I won't have the strength

Zeke so washed up even @smitty22 aint in here trying to defend him