Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

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dtownreppin214 said:
Like, how is this possible? You're one of six Super Bowl winning active coaches. You deal w/ a circus every day AND you call plays, yet you're making 4x less than Sean Payton? We might have a natural impasse here if MM nuts up and refuses anything less than $8-$10M and Jerry's cheap ass refuses to pay it.

Even Eberflus was making 4.5M w/ Chicago. If the Bears have real interest in MM, then he's probably getting double that amount from them. Anybody have confidence that Jerry will be willing to go that high?

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Fat Mike making 500k more than Mayo who was a 1st time head coach :mjlol:

Dude was DESPERATE to get back into coaching
 
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Bringing McCarthy back is more :mindblown: than extending the Dak era.
Mike is ecstatic to keep cashing in free checks, he's not saying no. Jerry loves the discount puppet from the clearance bin.
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Codeine Bryant said:
Bringing McCarthy back is more :mindblown: than extending the Dak era.
Mike is ecstatic to keep cashing in free checks, he's not saying no. Jerry loves the discount puppet from the clearance bin.
Match made in hell.
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I'm agnostic to him coming back honestly. Mainly b/c I can't think of a realistic upgrade.
 
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I was just looking through some pre-season stuff...they had a list of breakout players and one site had Ferg at number 5 and this dude scored 0 fukkING TOUCHDOWNS. :mjlol:

Come on man :laff:

We all talked about Schulz being soft and slow and couldn't wait for him to be gone and now we out here getting goose eggs from our starting tight end :laff:

This front office can't do ANYTHING right. Virtually every move they make is the wrong one :laff:

Gave Dak 60 million, tossed him out there with a trash o line, trash running backs, and no number 2 reciever, let him run for his life until his hamstring fell off the bone like brisket after 9 hours in a smoker :laff:

Paid Ceedee record money after he did no real off season work and let him flounder around with a bum shoulder until they shut him down :laff:

Signed Zeke who was nothing but a malcontent and then ACTUALLY RELEASED HIM SO A PLAYOFF TEAM COULD SIGN HIM :laff:. fukk that trash ass dude should have been out there playing left tackle the way he wasted our time this year :laff:

Cheated Cooper Pass out a few 100 thousand. shyt like this is EXACTLY why Dak and Ceedee ran Jerry pockets for record money cause they know he down to do some petty shyt like this :laff:

What the fukk are we doing with Sam Williams next year ?

What are we doing with overshown next year? This dude tore is acl, mcl, pcl, boyz 2 men, abc, bbd. I saw Trevor Lawrence get hit so hard his arms starting doing the stanky leg while he was laying down, but even he didn't send a "pray for me" tweet like Overshown did. Like damn your knee got so fukked up I got to have a conversation with gawd about it :dahell:. How Sway?

What are we doing with Bland next year? I don't see the point in paying 2 corners top money when QB's have 9 seconds to throw the ball.

Gave up a fourth rounder so Trey Lance could throw 5 picks to future ups workers in the preseason and play a meaningless game at the end of the season. What was the point :laff:

Incompetent don't even begin to describe these inbred hillbillies. Jerry put more time and effort into his 5 minutes on landman than he did to building a football team :laff:
 
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