Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Zeke rushing 13 times for 31 yard and Dalvin rushing 12 times for 33 yards might be what finally does me in this season

That legit sounds like their statline. If they score tubs, Boys will beat Cleveland. They need to a sure thing in the RZ.

 

[duckbutta]

That legit sounds like their statline. If they score tubs, Boys will beat Cleveland. They need to a sure thing in the RZ.

Those 31 yards for Zeke are generous.

Last time he suited up he was so bad his back up Pollard made the pro bowl

 

[BlueHeffner]

Gonna be the most used pic in this thread

 

[dtownreppin214]

Those 31 yards for Zeke are generous.

Last time he suited up he was so bad his back Pollard made the pro bowl

Now he will make Rico Dowdle a star.

 

[dtownreppin214]

Playmaker replacing OJ

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Wow!!

 

[darealvelle]

Wow!!

I wish he would. That nikka is trash

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I wish he would. That nikka is trash

Don’t say that outloud…. I don’t want my King Ghidorah brother @JLova to come for you

 

[darealvelle]

Don’t say that outloud…. I don’t want my King Ghidorah brother @JLova to come for you

I can say what I want in my own team thread. You a guest

 

[JLova]

Don’t say that outloud…. I don’t want my King Ghidorah brother @JLova to come for you

You still writing love letters to Jimmy, ho?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

You still writing love letters to Jimmy, ho?

“King Ghidorah! Take me to your leader…” - MF DOOM

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Not touching Cowboys +2.5. It sounds good, and I feel we should win this game. The Browns being favored seems disrespectful, seeing as how everyone is down on Deshaun and thinks the Browns are in for a rough year.

And then I remember that the Cowboys don’t deserve any respect in the first place. And I wouldn’t be shocked to see them rusty with no preseason for their 1st string offense (again…), inept in the redzone, and lose to Cleveland.


See you brehs Sunday

 

[darealvelle]

Not touching Cowboys +2.5. It sounds good, and I feel we should win this game. The Browns being favored seems disrespectful, seeing as how everyone is down on Deshaun and thinks the Browns are in for a rough year.

And then I remember that the Cowboys don’t deserve any respect in the first place. And I wouldn’t be shocked to see them rusty with no preseason for their 1st string offense (again…), inept in the redzone, and lose to Cleveland.


See you brehs Sunday

I would be surprised if the cowboys win week 1. More than likely the starters will be rusty and they tend to lose openers unless they play the Giants.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

 

[BlueHeffner]

Last week 1 game we won against a team other than the Giants was the Bucs in 09


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