Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[Surreal]

We bout to go to the Fair

Y'all be good

 

[Codeine Bryant]

$240mil

How did this dude have any leverage at the negotiating table. Half our fanbase, dumbass ownership, and narrative-driven talking heads manifested this illusion of Dak being a Very Good Leader And Quarterback that now we have to suffer with

27-3

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

Lmao 4 straight murders at home

 

[Grifter]

I'm about to go check on my chicken.

 

[Primetime21]

Another shellacking at home and Dak stuck with the I eat ass face smh

 

[Slimkid07]

We gotta Zach Martin?

Edit: Oh goody, a FG!

 

[Estarossa]

$60 Million Dollars y’all…

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Can’t believe we are stuck with this bum for 4 more years can’t wait to hear voch and them blame everyone but dak. I wonder what dak dumb ass brother saying on Twitter

 

[Bigwhite2498]

We gotta Zach Martin?

Edit: Oh goody, a FG!

We kick so many Brandon putting up the same amount of fantasy points as Derrick Henry probably

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

The Dallas Cowboys best player is the kicker.

I'm at the stage of the season where I just want to see if he make a 70+ yarder. Come out of the season with something.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Dak and CeeDee need to give Brandon Aubrey their money.

 

[Bigwhite2498]

$240mil

How did this dude have any leverage at the negotiating table. Half our fanbase, dumbass ownership, and narrative-driven talking heads manifested this illusion of Dak being a Very Good Leader And Quarterback that now we have to suffer with

27-3

I hate football

 

[DTXwavey_02]

Signing Dak for that much money is going to be the biggest mistake this team has made in the last 20 years. And we gotta deal with this shyt for 4 more years I could care less about this team

Hook ‘Em Longhorns

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I hope they get some traction in the second half
It's not looking good though
I'm glad my Texans won

 

[NotAHotep]

Get blown out on your owners birthday brehs.