Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[BlueHeffner]

Facts

Its a cult..i swear

 

[darealvelle]

Facts

Whole team is stale.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Whole team is stale.

For real. It feels like it's almost on purpose. We go through this every year of the offense not having any sense of life, no explosive plays, lackadaisical defense. Fans and media call the team out and all of a sudden the explosive plays are here, the offense opens up, defense plays inspired for a few weeks and then we go right back to the vanilla stuff.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Temp check - how y’all feeling?

I had dreams of phuckin an R&B slut

 

[duckbutta]

@duckbutta Micah has a huge character flaw. It’s called selective accountability or opportunistic leadership. It’s when someone has a tendency to disassociate from collective failures while claiming collective successes. When shyt hits the fan, it’s “their” problem instead of “ours”. It’s why he doesn’t want to take a leadership role to fix it bc then he’d be claiming ownership of the defense’s performances. Rather than get his hands dirty, he’s chosen to preserve his reputation and distance himself from the situation. He’s a sucka and vets like DLaw and Hooker see right through him.

I agree. He also has another huge character flaw. He don't know how to set the fukking edge on a run play

I'd cgi this dude face into one of Diddy freakoffs to get him up out of here

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Facts

But dak gotta make it happen breh 60 million

 

[Bigwhite2498]

I agree. He also has another huge character flaw. He don't know how to set the fukking edge on a run play

I'd cgi this dude face into one of Diddy freakoffs to get him up out of here

Knowing him he probably was there

 

[Bigwhite2498]

So Jerry didnt want to pay Rex what he wanted.

Jerry old ass probably got him confused with his brother

 

[lightskin jermaine]

But dak gotta make it happen breh 60 million

You think he should just take over playcalling duties as well? What other top qb is putting up numbers in spite of being hamstrung by the lack of talent and offensive playcalling?

 

[Bigwhite2498]

You think he should just take over playcalling duties as well? What other top qb is putting up numbers in spite of being hamstrung by the lack of talent and offensive playcalling?

Breh I was trolling because ik that’s something @BlueHeffner would say

 

[Codeine Bryant]

The best thing for this franchise is to lose tonight.

Let’s go Giants

 

[Rell84shots]

The best thing for this franchise is to lose tonight.

Let’s go Giants

Well too bad this will be one of those false hope games. The Cowboys are going to run them off the field 35-13.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Jerry old ass probably got him confused with his brother

We already had his brother as defensive coordinator and if I remember correctly it was one of, if not the worst defenses in history.

 

[VegetasHairline]

The Cowboys are 13-1 against the Giants since 2017. Hopefully they'll be 13-2 after tonight.

 

[DaMos Supreme]

We already had his brother as defensive coordinator and if I remember correctly it was one of, if not the worst defenses in history.

If you’re referring to the 2013 Season, that was Monte Kiffin….I think.