Hell in a cell: You vs. 30 Canada Geese during nesting season

[DerrtySouthpaw]

Roasted geese in the freezer for days

 

[Sex Luthor]

Give a goose neck brehs

I can tell yall never been in a battle before. When you're cheek to cheek with another man, all hot and sweaty with things heating up, you tend to stiffen up. Need a good rub down preferably with oils, before the fight. Yall some amateurs breh

 

[True Darkseid]

He jacking his duck huh?

 

[True Darkseid]

She kinda gangsta with that. Usually Karen getting the fukk own.

 

[Kami]

lol turkey’s are even worse and are intimidating close up

 

[EarlyEarly]

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Lol um the eggs Can be delicious. Better be careful around me

What goose eggs taste like?

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

If y’all want some geese that be on some Angry Birds shyt during mating/nesting season, come to UMES





My DMV fam, if you know you know

 

[Saltmoney]

This one where the dad just laughs kills me every time!

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

Canada gooses are majestic, barrel chested, the envy of all ornithologys.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

 

[Voice of Reason]

No weapons allowed. It’s nesting season and they are all parents. The eggs are nearby but unreachable by you so they’re all in aggressive/protective mode.

Who comes out on top?

The one where it jumped in the car

 

[Doctor Doom]

This one where the dad just laughs kills me every time!

Pops aint shyt

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Was gone do a very similar thread but used the search feature to make sure it aint been done yet. Mine was gone have admittedly fewer geese/geeses (not touching that debate ) but u had to deliberately antagonize them by going at the eggs and could take a defensive stance but not fight back til after a countdown of 7 minutes.

OP is there a prize involved in this scenario, or just bragging rights to stunt on other masochists with?

(mine was gone be 50K)

 

[419scam]

geese up hoes down