Hell in a cell: You vs. 30 Canada Geese during nesting season

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The_Sheff said:
The thing is most people dont naturally see geese as a threat so our reaction is to shoo them away and avoid hurting them. If it came down to it the goose doesnt have a way to kill you but you can definitely kill him. His go to move seems to be the fly and peck but thats open chest on him all day long. Then grab his neck and slam the shyt out of him.
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Their best offense is actually hitting you with their wings at high speed, not pecking. That can cause more damage and leave bruises.

You could try and break their necks 1-by-1 but you would incur some damage in the process, as there are 30 of them in a locked cage.
 
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Mephistopheles said:
Their best offense is actually hitting you with their wings at high speed, not pecking. That can cause more damage and leave bruises.

You could try and break their necks 1-by-1 but you would incur some damage in the process, as there are 25 of them in a locked cage.
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But thats not what they do. In the vids 100% of the time they come straight at you, jump in the air, and then honk in your face. But see here is the thing, i dont have to fight 25 at once because with their style they cant all be flying in my face. So once i fukk one up, im grabbing it by the neck and now i can swing that bytch, knock another goose out the air, stomp him, and now im double swinging them shyts.

The only way i see myself losing is if one gets me in the eye. But id be wearing medicated sports goggles so im good there, on my Kareem shyt.
 
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The_Sheff said:
But thats not what they do. In the vids 100% of the time they come straight at you, jump in the air, and then honk in your face. But see here is the thing, i dont have to fight 25 at once because with their style they cant all be flying in my face. So once i fukk one up, im grabbing it by the neck and now i can swing that bytch, knock another goose out the air, stomp him, and now im double swinging them shyts.

The only way i see myself losing is if one gets me in the eye. But id be wearing medicated sports goggles so im good there, on my Kareem shyt.
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They do attack with their wings. They hover close and start E. Honda hundred wing slapping you.

Look at the 40 sec mark in this vid.



Their wings are not heavy, they are hollow. But they can hit you with so much rapid acceleration that it leaves bruises. There’s reports that are unconfirmed of broken noses from a goose wing.

Also goggles ain’t allowed in hell in a cell.
 
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