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She's Dominican; breh got his first piece of spanish p*ssy and lost his damn mind.


He had another thread flexing some mashed plantain babyfood.

Breh prolly changing his whole look from temu if he hasn't already

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at the barbershop asking for a line on his eyebrows n shyt :mjlol:
Ain't no way in god's green earth did a Dominican woman cook that shyt.
 

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Yall are brutal, cant just let breh have his humble brag man :mjlol: :russ:

edit: idc what anyone says next to that last plate breh posted that is still a death row last meal quality plate right there :mjcry:)
You would order that as your last meal because it's gonna take you another 25 to life to chew it
 

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She's Dominican; breh got his first piece of spanish p*ssy and lost his damn mind.


He had another thread flexing some mashed plantain babyfood.

Breh prolly changing his whole look from temu if he hasn't already

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at the barbershop asking for a line on his eyebrows n shyt :mjlol:

:russ: :russ: :russ:
 
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I had to go back after reading your post to see that those were veggies, they blend in perfectly with the massacred steak.
Op, between this and the gruel from a few weeks ago, your girl can't cook for shyt, but I applaud her effort and willingness. And please stop posting her food, she doesn't deserve that.

2 different girls

Both meals were slammin :umad:
 

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2 different girls

Both meals were slammin :umad:
Now you're just lying to save face. There is no way one man found two different girls who both cook that badly. Unless your tinder profile specifically requests women who can't cook. :umad:

Neither of those meals were slammin, unless you mean your teeth crackin after slammin into that Caterpillar crane tire strength steak. :umad:

You just replying to a post I made almost 36 hours ago because you just finished chewing one piece of that brick of a steak. :umad:
 
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Now you're just lying to save face. There is no way one man found two different girls who both cook that badly. Unless your tinder profile specifically requests women who can't cook. :umad:

Neither of those meals were slammin, unless you mean your teeth crackin after slammin into that Caterpillar crane tire strength steak. :umad:

You just replying to a post I made almost 36 hours ago because you just finished chewing one piece of that brick of a steak. :umad:

Try too hard brehs :unimpressed:
 

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Try too hard brehs :unimpressed:
Didn't you write your coli username on a Styrofoam container and paper plate, take multiple pictures, provide backstories for your meals, then go through both threads to shout down anyone who said they don't look appealing, and also go through and angry face dap every post I made in this thread? But I'm the one who's trying too hard. Try to have any sense of self-awareness, brehs:unimpressed:
 
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