“Heard she suck a good 🍆 and can hook a st🥩ak up”

[General Mills]

before even eating , breh said “let me check in with proof “

I’m crying

 

[Shadow]

Why is this steak as hard as it gets?
Why the vegetables taste like bricks?

 

[Shadow]

OP's first bite

 

[Brandsdale]

some of yall nikkas just cant cook lol

and neither can this bytch

 

[Wildin]

OP loves his wife lol. That's good to hear

I'm not even picky like that with cooking. As long as it's edible, to me it's the thought that counts

Thinking bout making a sandwich or a hitting mf drive thru after I finish with that bullshyt

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Did you write on a fukkin paper plate for proof?



Did she suck ur brains out too?


Any why is the steak not on real dishes?

Why does that shyt look like prison food?

Why Why Why

Where would breh write his name to verify that for us though

 

[BlaccSunrise]

If she ain't whipping up an Olive Waygu steak, she ain't really your girl.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

idk what some of yall are talmbout though that meat look hella juicy and tender ( )

AND she topped fam off to boot? Yeah second thought im bout to start hating my damn self. Ol paper plate head ass OP why dont u just run away and join the circus muhfukka

 

[drederick tatum]

idk what some of yall are talmbout though that meat look hella juicy and tender ( )

AND she topped fam off to boot? Yeah second thought im bout to start hating my damn self. Ol paper plate head ass OP why dont u just run away and join the circus muhfukka

It does not

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

"You look so good I'll suck on a lollipop in Harlem"

 

[maxamusa]

The Dominifrican chick is a completely different b!tch than the one that cooked this d!ck policing ass nikka

well then you gotta unselect that "bytches who can't cook" filter dawg.


unless u got a type

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

It does not

Shyt look just right to me. Maybe just a shade pinker in the middle than i take it (again i say ) but a little cajun seasoning i would fukk that steak up.

 

[drederick tatum]

Shyt look just right to me. Maybe just a shade pinker in the middle than i take it (again i say ) but a little cajun seasoning i would fukk that steak up.

 

[King Poetic]

Paper plate hoes the worse cooks

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Yall are brutal, cant just let breh have his humble brag man

edit: idc what anyone says next to that last plate breh posted that is still a death row last meal quality plate right there )