Hawk breh didn't check in: the whole chicken squad pull up

[Professor Emeritus]

Hawkreh got stomped out by a future chic fil-a menu

to be fair to the hawk, its looks pretty young and small, probably fresh off the nest. he learned a valuable lesson, but if it were a full grown male adult hawk hawks get huge and it would have flew up and after about the 5th chicken to get its head clipped clean off, they'd have all ran.

Female hawks are bigger than male hawks breh. Much bigger.

And once they come off the nest hawks are already pretty much as big as they get, they don't grow a ton more after that.

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

Those chickens must be from Hyrule

Take this rep and dap bro.

Hilarious.

 

[YouMadd?]

Why was he just standing their filming the Hawk’s face???

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[ThaBronxBully]

In The Beginning He Was Like “Ight IM LEAVING I’M LEAVING”

 

[ThaRealness]

I still haven't had the chicken sandwich breh. Is it really that good?

Its exactly as good as you would think

 

[thelonious21]

"Yooo yall buggin man... my cousin live right up the blo- YOOOO MY COUSIN LIVE RIGHT OVER THERE "

 

[Treason]

chickens stayed on code

 

[Vandelay]

Coli animal threads are legit some of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 

[Kane1]

my man thought shyt was sweet for him cuz he can fly and his eyesight is on point

He ain't never been checked like that his WHOLE DAMN LIFE

 

[987654321]

"Yooo yall buggin man... my cousin live right up the blo- YOOOO MY COUSIN LIVE RIGHT OVER THERE "

shyt is the worst! I walked with a girl, gunless and clueless through the bricks (back when the university homes still existed) (my bytch ass laughed when they made a dude walk home naked some weeks before).

She said “hol on” and walked over to a dice game to say hello to her kin. My dumbass stood there admiring the depressing ass architecture and size of the big ass project rats and some dude ran up on me from the building cuts like “Aye why you here, shawty? Who you wit? Why you here for?”

Me: “I’m with ****, she right over there”

him: Who?!?!

Me: “****! She over there! I came with her!”


him: “so why is you here, shawty?!”


me internally: this b*tch set me UP! I’m not goin home naked! NOoohohoHOHohooo I’m finna DiiihihihihiiiiiieeEEEE!



Him: *silence*

Me trying to keep cool but on the inside: “I’m here for ****, you good”

me internally: why won’t this gangly bytch look over here?! GAWD PLEAHEHEHSSSSE!

Her: “oh he with me! He straight!”

Dude walks away like:


Me:

me internally:

My bytch ass near fainted from the possible armed gaffling and still laughed when my cousin’s friend got robbed multiple time visiting one girl from the former Capitol homes

 

[987654321]

I still haven't had the chicken sandwich breh. Is it really that good?

I finally tried it in a country town, on the side of the freeway. There was no line so I was all like “fukk it!”. It was smaller than I expected, the chicken was breaded to make it look bigger, the skin had a strong grease taste, and I don’t like buttery buns. The sauce is what saved it for me. I like spicy food, but it wasn’t very spicy. It had a little spice to it that complimented the chicken very well. It wasn’t bad but I would have been mad if I waited on the hype lines for it though.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Them chickens could be turned to Popeyes sandwiches at any moment. They had nothing to lose and were on edge. Hawkins never stood a chance

Hilarious post

 

[CJ]

I still haven't had the chicken sandwich breh. Is it really that good?

Still don't have it here in Canada, until later this year.

We just got our first set of Church's Chicken. Tried the Mexicana sammich a few weeks ago and was pleasantly surprised

 

[homiedontplaydat]

chickens stayed on code

Valuable lesson indeed.

Can u imagine one of those chickens jumping in to protect the hawk screaming ALL BIRDS MATTER