Having a mother who cant cook unappreciation.

Ohms Law

All Star
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
4,128
Reputation
19
Daps
4,029
Reppin
#Byrd Gang
My entire life ive had to :scusthov: at home cooked meals.
Moms cant cook worth a damn. Even the simplest meals, she can't properly cook rice in a rice cooker without it coming out dry as sand. :heh:
Had to stop letting her cook my breakfast around 16 because she kept burning the eggs. :sadcam:
The entire summer ive been living off take-out and microwavable foods. :noah:
Burning a whole in my pocket but i have no choice. :noah:
 

concise

Veteran
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
38,804
Reputation
3,365
Daps
94,017
My entire life ive had to :scusthov: at home cooked meals.
Moms cant cook worth a damn. Even the simplest meals, she can't properly cook rice in a rice cooker without it coming out dry as sand. :heh:
Had to stop letting her cook my breakfast around 16 because she kept burning the eggs. :sadcam:
The entire summer ive been living off take-out and microwavable foods. :noah:
Burning a whole in my pocket but i have no choice. :noah:

How is this possible with years of practice to get at least one thing right?
mgfJY.png
 
Joined
May 27, 2012
Messages
364
Reputation
-10
Daps
225
You havent heard the half of it...

I knew this ratchet female with 2 kids...

she made 2 packs of oodles and noodles, drained them, put them in a bowl, put a can of potted beef in them :scusthov:, then poured ketchup on them, and told them it was spaghetti
 

diggy

Florida Man
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
16,575
Reputation
4,045
Daps
41,554
You havent heard the half of it...

I knew this ratchet female with 2 kids...

she made 2 packs of oodles and noodles, drained them, put them in a bowl, put a can of potted beef in them :scusthov:, then poured ketchup on them, and told them it was spaghetti

sounds like when I made spaghetti for my mom with pasta, not draining the water, adding sauce then spam balls to it as a kid

:scusthov: @ if she actually ate it, I dont think she did, fukk you mom!!!
 

904

I pick shyt up
Joined
May 8, 2012
Messages
12,605
Reputation
1,718
Daps
30,654
Reppin
Vixens, Mascara's, Mary-Ann's
I feel ya pain brehs:sadcam:

Moms always OVERCOOKS EVERYTHING... She thinks you'll get sick if you don't...

What you know bout chewing through a pork chop that makes your teeth hurt:to:
 

Doctor Wily

CapcomSwag
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
11,641
Reputation
1,596
Daps
25,084
Its not that my mother couldn't cook, its just that she didn't feel like cooking :manny: so I primarily learned from my father and grandmother on how to cook.
 

KnowledgeIsQueen

Duality Duel
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
1,422
Reputation
280
Daps
2,080
Reppin
Brooknam
You havent heard the half of it...

I knew this ratchet female with 2 kids...

she made 2 packs of oodles and noodles, drained them, put them in a bowl, put a can of potted beef in them :scusthov:, then poured ketchup on them, and told them it was spaghetti

:wtf:

And you didn't call child protective services on her........ :smh:
 
Top