Have you ever laid in your hotel bed and then...

[JordanWearinThe45]

Flamin scust

• Bart simpson
• Jul 25, 2018
• remix scust

That EDM hotel room

 

[Bart simpson]

Naw that's why I bring my fleshlight so I can see where all the stains at to avoid

Mouse mj

• Bart simpson
• Jul 2, 2019
• mj mouse remix

 

[FaTaL]

you should always be sleeping on top those beds, not in those beds.

only the sheets get washed, the comforters are never washed, it takes too long

 

[FeloniousMonk]

I advise you stop handling cash money...

 

[Taadow]

That’s why I always sleep in the chair

That's where everybody sit Butt Ass when they finish fuccin' doe...

 

[Taadow]

You still fukkin’ between the sheets like a 90s HBO movie?

That nicca be in dat mugg fuccin' to this:

 

[Hagendas]

What kind of broke ass brehs are y'all. Like if it ain't 4* and above why are you going there

 

[big bun]

That nicca be in dat mugg fuccin' to this:

NIGGUH! ...we used to say that song was soft porn music back in the day.

 

[mag357]

Dont touch nobody phones bruh

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Because nobody smashes on the chair

That has nut on it too, and was much less thoroughly cleaned

I’ll get ass naked in them sheets before I even begin to touch those hotel room chairs.... I turn them shyts over just to make sure I don’t sit or pass out in one if I come back to the room drunk

 

[J.E.T.S]

That's where everybody sit Butt Ass when they finish fuccin' doe...

Them chairs hell.

I know I've seen bootyhole graze the seat after I smash a hoe into oblivion. I got chew up whilst sitting in the chair and drool and nut flowed into a lil puddle on the seat.

 

[newworldafro]

That nicca be in dat mugg fuccin' to this:

NIGGUH! ...we used to say that song was soft porn music back in the day.

When that ethnic flute hits the track perky early 30s titties are being unleashed.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

ain't nothin better after you took a sip of some drank and just laid out with ya woman knowing you ain't gotta worry about cleaning shyt

I’m not staying in no 40-60 dollar hotel...ask for clean sheets...your drive your self crazy thinking all this shyt...I’m ass naked on the sheets too

 

[Bart simpson]

That nicca be in dat mugg fuccin' to this:

Dead Bart

• Bart simpson
• Jan 17, 2019
• 1
• bart dead simpson

 

[humminbird]

this reminds a story of when my cousin and I rented hotel rooms.
in his room, he found a used condom under the bed.
he tore em a new one and got a new suit room free of charge/free room service./and a discount to stay at them again or any other location.
We lived like kings that day.