Have You Ever Been Embarrassed Buying Anything?

[bogey_j]

nikka YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD TO BUY GROWN MAN DIAPERS AND HEMORRHOID CREAM. fukk YOU.

damn b

 

[Filthy McNasty]

felt like a dirtbag, it was awful. left with the and expression on my face

You left out the part where you went home and mastiurbated to the game.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Tampons for my wifey


Me Checking out at cashier desk:
Cashier:

That never bothers me. It beats buying diapers / formula.

 

[Swiggy]

Da fukk

Sometimes Amazon is the best answer.


My most embarassing purchase


One night when I was single I started rolling and drinking, and got horny as fukk. The internet wasn't cutting it I needed some never before seen shyt


I say fukk it and cruise down to the porn store. Walk past all the creeps and dildos get to the dvds and start browsing. They had all kinds of movies and pornstars I never heard of before. I got a thing for BBW when I'm drunk. This place had the dvds under lock and key. Had to go to the cashier and ask to buy the tape.

"Which one do you want"

(in a low whisper)"That one " embarrassingly points to "Amateur Phatties."

Dude throws me a

I pay rush out of there with the


The next morning I sobered up and threw it out of my car while driving on the freeway.

Them porno store stories is too real

I left my ID at one before

 

[O.Red]

Da fukk

Sometimes Amazon is the best answer.


My most embarassing purchase


One night when I was single I started rolling and drinking, and got horny as fukk. The internet wasn't cutting it I needed some never before seen shyt


I say fukk it and cruise down to the porn store. Walk past all the creeps and dildos get to the dvds and start browsing. They had all kinds of movies and pornstars I never heard of before. I got a thing for BBW when I'm drunk. This place had the dvds under lock and key. Had to go to the cashier and ask to buy the tape.

"Which one do you want"

(in a low whisper)"That one " embarrassingly points to "Amateur Phatties."

Dude throws me a

I pay rush out of there with the


The next morning I sobered up and threw it out of my car while driving on the freeway.

 

[MouseTeeth]

Hemorrhoid suppositories from Duane Reade ....no amount of candy, chips, magazines could conceal it

 

[bogey_j]

yo MouseTeeth is that lex steele in your avi?

 

[NovaKane]

I was always lookin' for cheap non-movie DVDs and games to cop from Best Buy when I was younger. Seen this Method Man Strip Game DVD, looked at the back and put it in my stack of shyt to cop. The cashier just had to be a cute chick though.

Cashier: *starts ringin' up stuff, sees the strip dvd, looks at the back real quick*

Me:

Wasn't really embarrassin' lookin' back, but I always thought her low key reaction was funny. Like she was digusted Best Buy was even sellin' some shyt like that

When I bought this CD from Tower Records

Speaking of Tower, I always used to look at the porno mags when I was in there, but never had the balls to actually buy one

Tower Records was the shyt breh. fukkin' loved that store. I stayed goin' with my pops back day. The one in manhattan took up damn near a block. Then had another store across the street with more even more shyt

 

[Non Sequitur]

I was always lookin' for cheap non-movie DVDs and games to cop from Best Buy when I was younger. Seen this Method Man Strip Game DVD, looked at the back and put it in my stack of shyt to cop. The cashier just had to be a cute chick though.

Cashier: *starts ringin' up stuff, sees the strip dvd, looks at the back real quick*

Me:

Wasn't really embarrassin' lookin' back, but I always thought her low key reaction was funny. Like she was digusted Best Buy was even sellin' some shyt like that



Tower Records was the shyt breh. fukkin' loved that store. I stayed goin' with my pops back day. The one in manhattan took up damn near a block. Then had another store across the street with more even more shyt

I used to go in Tower and listen to CD's, read magazines, books, etc. Then walk out without buying shyt like


Then they closed it, and I had to start going to Virgin Megastore

 

[havoc00]

I used to go in Tower and listen to CD's, read magazines, books, etc. Then walk out without buying shyt like


Then they closed it, and I had to start going to Virgin Megastore

I used to go to the one on south street in philly downstairs they had the rap section and porn

 

[Conz]

I was at a Bill Simmons book signing (not the embarassing part) at the Borders outside MSG (RIP). Me and my buddy were in line next to 3 chicks for some reason, they were cute, so i bet him I could make them laugh and in turn pick one up. They thought i was the corniest mother fukker in the world, so it didnt work, but we got a kick out of it.

Anyway, as we were waiting in line, there was a section called "Gay and Lesbian Literature." Since I didnt make them laugh, the consequence became i had to buy a book called "fakkit" with a half naked dude on the cover. He said he'd pay for it if I told the girl it was for me. So i did it, fukk it. Girl at register laughed at me.

I tried to get Simmons to sign it, and they kicked me out of line before he could finish signing my book...

 

[STAN JONES]

Imagine being 13,your nuts are on fire and you step to the counter with this in your hand and it's a bad bytch that lives around your way at the counter

Soon as I sat the box on the counter she was like "fukking with them dirty bytches huh?"

All I could say was yea a bytch got me

 

[Conz]

i knew like 2 kids who were getting p*ssy at age 13, god damn. I swear ten years from now 8 year olds are gonna have sex

 

[Stepdaddy]

 

[TheScarsOnSealsFace]

Yea...

When I bought that Justin Timberlake album from Target like six years ago. Normally, I wouldn't care and the only reason I remember is because the chick at the register gave me that Martin 'Up and Down' look like...

I think that was the last album I ever bought.