Have You Ever Been Embarrassed Buying Anything?

you ever been embarrassed buying anything?

  • yes, I have been embarassed buying something before :guilty:

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • nah, cuz i'm a grown ass man who's secure with every one of my purchases :comeon:

    Votes: 10 23.3%
  • I hear ya breh. anime-related stuff is usually a lil embarrassing :unsure:

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • only condoms :scheme:

    Votes: 5 11.6%
  • i'd only be embarrassed if the cashier were hot. fukk what ugly people think :pachaha:

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • breh, why are you buying porno games? is that what gets you hot, pervert? :ufdup:

    Votes: 5 11.6%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .

Return of the Jedi

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I'm never embarrassed buying a cup of starbucks coffee why should you be :why:
that shyt is the perfect fix for my day

I get mocha lattes and frappuccinos :unsure:

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^Walking around with this cup looking like I'ma Instagram it or some shyt <<<<<<
 

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I get mocha lattes and frappuccinos :unsure:

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^Walking around with this cup looking like I'ma Instagram it or some shyt <<<<<<

Yeah I'd be embarrassed too, handling that sweet shyt :russ:

on the flip side, ordering a drip coffee and saying "nah" when they ask "room for cream?" is a :smugfavre: moment. Let those baristas know who the alpha male is.

:scusthov: @ Starbucks coffee though. Tully's is :ahh:
 

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lmao. I setup a romantic evening with the lady about a year ago, so I'm in the walgreens and I got candles, chocolates, and lube. the old lady on line behind me hit me with the :usure:

and I knew she was still looking thru-out the whole checkout process cause the damn cashier was taking mad long to ring me up, but I never made eye contact a second time.

I know if it was me, the first thing to come to mind would be that scene from "40-year old virgin" with the lionel richie track playing. :snoop:

and when I first started fukking. buying condoms was embarrassing.
 

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:laugh:.....

The last thing I can think of that I was embarrassed to buy was calamine lotion. I went fishing at a new spot and I was trying to find a spot where I was told the basses and the bluegills were plentiful, so of course I came into contact with a lot of trees (moving the brush out of the way and whatnot). I ended up not finding the spot and I settled where ever & I only caught nasty ass carp that I proceeded to throw in the bushes.

Fast forward a day later, I have an annoying rash on my left arm- I wait a couple of days to see if it'll go away by itself, but it didn't, so I go to the store and I'm looking for the calamine lotion and I didn't see it. This broad sees me looking for something and asks me if she could help. I said "yeah, I'm looking for calamine lotion."

This bloated bytch looks at me like :scheme: as if I had an STD, or as if put my dikk where it didn't belong and tells me where it should be with a big ass smirk on her face. The thing that got me was my left arm wasn't even visible, so she was on that B.S from the onset. They ended up not even having it and I walk out emptied handed.

The next day, I went to another store and I got a shopping cart and bought a bunch of stuff and put the calamine lotion at the bottom :laugh:.


Oh yeah, another item that I use to be a little :unsure: was flushable wipes :o:.
 

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When I need to buy lotion and theres nothing else I need at the time. I just always get the feeling the cashier thinks i'm a pervert. That and sometimes when I walk into a comic book store.
 

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I got two stories brehs..

first was a little while ago I bought this game called 'catherine'..

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'you want this?' she said

the clerk at gamestop was this girl, a trainee, so her boss was still showing her how to use the register and all that. the whole process was slow and there was a line forming behind me. anyway she was giving me dirty looks as she rang it up, and if that wasn't enough as i began walking away her boss was like 'oh, buddy you forgot this' and handed me the art book with catherine on it in the seductive pose, then with a smug smirk he said 'enjoy man!' :smugfavre:

felt like a dirtbag, it was awful. left with the :snoop: and :why: expression on my face


here's a pic of the art book that comes with the game

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another time when I rented ghost in the shell at blockbuster. I was like 13 and when the a$$hole cashier looked at the case to get the disc from that drawer so he hit me with the :rudy: 'ghost in the shell huh?' in some sarcastic tone, lets out a lil' laugh and is like 'okay' :russ: while he retireves the disc. the female coworker kinda cracks up for a second too and i'm standing there like :guilty::unsure:

wouldn't be phased renting an anime like ghost in the shell now, but back then I was still new to anime and it was somewhat embarassing. don't know why they had to be dikks about it though
:leon:
 

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i get embarressed having to but underwear

why the fukk do they have male models on them shyts?

:laff:

jus did this last week such a wack experience. not buyin it, but jus walkin down an aisle full of pictures of cocks and balls in underwear. and they never have the fukkin knit ones i wear so im always lookin for a few minutes, usually leave in disgust
 

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Nope. Had to buy some tampons for someone once cause everybody else was scared. Got them shyts put 'em on the counter and the little punk kid at the register had this smirk on his face so I hit him with the stare of death. fukkin teenagers!
 
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