Have You Ever Been Caught Shoplifting/Stealing?

[ReturnOfJudah]

I use to rob cacs in middle school. Ol school "give me ya lunch money" type shyt. Also use to snatch the Sony Walkmans and headphones. Didnt get caught

 

[Germms]

Nope. I just stole some Walmart earbuds the other day. They wanted $40 for them. Tf do I look like.

 

[he_is_I]

There was definitely levels to stealin, I've seen the pros and the amateurs. One day walkin home from school we go to a corner store and my older cousin is like "watch this". Walks in grabs a big bucket of candy off a shelf and holds it in his coat and walks out like he was invisible. Another cousin who never stole in his life tried to prove himself to us and got caught stealing earrings his first time.. wit a pocket full of money

 

[Canada Goose]

I got caught farebreating on the NY Subway. Cop stopped me, asked me why I didn't pay and I told him "because I have no money " which was the truth BTW.... cop let me go without a ticket or arrest

 

[Buddy]

It wasn't me and he didn't shoplift but the thread reminds me of this time my cousin got in trouble in Jr. High... muhfukka walked in this Mexican supermarket and started throwing food at people and shyt Thought he was finna make a clean break as he casually strolled out and RIGHT as he got to the doors (Plain clothes security):

When it first happened and I heard I was grilling him like breh, WTF WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR and he was always too embarassed to answer, but I assume it was his first time getting high