Have You Ever Been Caught Shoplifting/Stealing?

[FukYaFeelings]

Yea I always take lil bottles of alchohol and put them in my pocket


I just got caught

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Yea I always take lil bottles of alchohol and put them in my pocket


I just got caught

What kind of booze were you trying to get

 

[CoryMack]

Yea I always take lil bottles of alchohol and put them in my pocket


I just got caught

did any women see it?

 

[FukYaFeelings]

What kind of booze were you trying to get

Just sum cheap bootlegger it’s like 12% alcohol

did any women see it?

arab nikka was yelling my description. Everyone saw

 

[HIVAIDS]

I was at a A&P in NJ. My brother who is dummy. Decided to put on a pair of shades, open candy and eat it, and take random stuff. So while I am food shopping he decided to take oranges and juggling them like he's at the circus.

So I pay for my groceries and as we about to leave loss prevention comes out and tells him sir can we talk to you. I just shook my head and walked away. I waited cause idk what was going happen in the parking lot. They gave him a choice, pay 150 or get arrested. I paid the 150. As I am using my card to pay the loss prevention officer tells my brother, you know if you didn't juggling those oranges up and down the store I wouldn't have rewind the tape and see all the stuff you took. My little brother is an idiot to say the least.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

I remember getting caught trying to steal 2 Butterfingers from the grocery store, store cop took me to the back and took a picture of me holding the candy bars



Posted that bytch on the store bulletin board and everything

 

[Stir Fry]

Me and my friend did a string of runners on a bunch of record shops back in the day. I’d fill a basket full of cd’s for my personal music collection and he’d get a bunch of video games to flip. On the fifth store or so they caught on and we took them on a foot chase through an adjacent neighborhood. With the help of a resident they corralled me against a fence I couldn’t scale and got me. I gave one of the employees a fake id i had and we started walking back to the store. As we were walking, i looked over and saw my friend peeking over a fence, so i broke again. The employee told me he had my id already, and i replied that he was welcome to keep it as i jogged away lol. Wasn’t nobody touching my music collection back then. I also had a portable duplicator that i kept in my car with a cigarette lighter adapter to power it. I’d be burning music off my friends while hanging at smoke spots throughout the town.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I hate thievery, but as a kid I was bad as fukk and stealing from stores was just some normal shyt we did.

One time when I was like 12 me and my cousin went to Best Buy cause we used to go there on tuesdays and get every cd we wanted. That’s when they had those white tab censors on the outside of the CDs. We would just carry a razor blade and cut the censor on the low, then we can walk out freely with whatever we had.

But security was looking at us the whole time this day. So they came out and caught us red handed and took us to the back room. Without practice or consulting each other, we just freestyled a story and told them we were being extorted by guys in the neighborhood to steal CDs and sell them for the gang

Them dummies ate that shyt up and let us go. They asked for a number to call and tell our parents. My cousin gave them the number and we went to his crib and deleted the message they left.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Assistant fire chief accused of stealing Pokémon cards from Target

Westwego Assistant Fire Chief placed on administrative leave following his arrest for allegedly stealing Pokémon cards

www.wafb.com

Assistant fire chief accused of stealing Pokémon cards from Target​

 

[Still Benefited]

When I was in first grade I used to open the boxes of cereal and take the toys at the supermarket. I put my boy on and lil b*stard rat me out.

I used to steal the trading cards out of those sports action figure toys. But i left the action figure

One day I walked into the mall,then walked into the toy store. Looked around for a second at the workers and sensed the vibes were off. Pulled an Abe Simpson and yabba dabba doo'd my way out of the mall

Never went back again.

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[he_is_I]

I was damn near klepto when I was younger. Grew up poor so I used to steal from the white kids at school. Cd players, money.. anything with value.

The pj's I used to live in was right behind a plaza so we would go damn near everyday stealing from the stores. I would go in the super market and steal demo discs out the gaming magazines, food, nikkas would do snatch and runs out the bakery .

Only been caught stealing twice. Once was at I think Macy's in the mall, tried to steal earrings and they caught me and my bro and took us to the back. Mom came, instantly swinging while I was cuffed to the table. This was the last time I ever purposely stole (few things at Walmart self check). Before that, me and my bros had a "grand finale" of stealing from the gas station up the street. We cut holes in the insides of our coats and went in there stuffing. I went up to pay for a thing of gum while my bro tried to leave and they had the door locked .

I feel like I only stole cuz I had too. I would never steal like that again and still feel bad about the ppl I stole from.

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Used to still all the time when I was in the 4th grade. It was me and 2 friends that are brothers, we used to steal at the Ralphs stole big bags of chips pens lead pencils candy sell them at school.

 

[EVILRICO]

I use to take a razor into the grocery stores, and cut out the pages from the gaming magazines. Make copies and sell mortal kombat codes at school

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I remember getting caught trying to steal 2 Butterfingers from the grocery store, store cop took me to the back and took a picture of me holding the candy bars



Posted that bytch on the store bulletin board and everything