Have a pencil on your ear while holding a laminated play sheet brehs

[STAN JONES]

The Good Ol’ Boys network is still alive and active

Yup

Patrica or Vrabel didn’t deserve HC jobs and only got them because of their Pats connection

Both teams will regrets hiring those bums pretty soon

 

[Rekkapryde]

He tried to borrow Belichik's a$$hole demeanor but doesn't have the championships Bill has. No wonder the players don't like him

Lots of his assistants have tried and failed using this approach.

shyt is hilarious.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Watch the Lions dig up the carcass of Jeff Fisher and hire him as an interim coach after they fire Patricia

Obligatory.....

 

[Rekkapryde]

If y'all knew how interconnected everything is in football coaching, y'all would drop your mug of coffee like the detective at the end of Usual Suspects. My homeboy coaches at a major D-1 program and one night when we were having drinks he broke down how 3 coaches who played together under an O-Line coach at some bum college have created a network responsible for like 30 coaching hires between the NFL and NCAA who are all friends, relatives, or relatives of friends.... they're just passing wealth around, man. At this point in my life it's both horrifying and hilarious that there was ever a time I believed "sports is a true meritocracy because it's all about winning." These fat stank losers are outchea drinking and fukking bums and doing coke and barely functional at their jobs, fukkin off and havin a laugh, playing a part they've convinced themselves they deserve.

would say I'm shocked but

 

[NYC Rebel]

If y'all knew how interconnected everything is in football coaching, y'all would drop your mug of coffee like the detective at the end of Usual Suspects. My homeboy coaches at a major D-1 program and one night when we were having drinks he broke down how 3 coaches who played together under an O-Line coach at some bum college have created a network responsible for like 30 coaching hires between the NFL and NCAA who are all friends, relatives, or relatives of friends.... they're just passing wealth around, man. At this point in my life it's both horrifying and hilarious that there was ever a time I believed "sports is a true meritocracy because it's all about winning." These fat stank losers are outchea drinking and fukking bums and doing coke and barely functional at their jobs, fukkin off and havin a laugh, playing a part they've convinced themselves they deserve.

My lord. This is why football is so ass. I swear on everything that myself and others know football more than many of these connected dolts. The fact that someone as talented as Todd Gurley can have a 2016 season without a single 100 yard rushing game speaks volumes as to how many bad coaches have jobs in this league.

 

[Silkk]

Random AF

 

[Lord Beasley]

ScanTron Patricia on the hotseat???

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Yo unrelated

But there is a commercial about some cancer center

And this doctor takes her glasses off to point at a chart

And everytime I wanna kick the tv


Trying to look the part ass shyt

 

[EBK String]

It all goes into looking the part

Jeff Fisher stayed in the NFL as a Head Coach 10 years too long because he looked the part, meanwhile they want to fire Tomlin who makes the playoffs every year

:nflmjpls:

 

[KravenMorehead™]

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Obligatory.....

What In The World

 

[Spence]

That’s why ya boy Josh McDaniels stayed put. Got the head coach paycheck amount and saved himself the embarrassment.

If next week is another blowout it will be obvious Patricia lost the locker room.

 

[Nuke Dukem]

Obligatory.....

 

[Piff Perkins]

Patriots had the 29th ranked d last year

And just because he's friends with the gm he got this job

To be fair, he was one of the top 2 most sought after coaches last offseason. It's not like Patricia is some bum that only got a job because Quinn was his buddy. If not for the Lions, Patricia would be coaching the Giants right now.

In terms of Patricia's attire I can't help but think a black coach would be crucified for that type of look. Unkempt beard, backwards hat, baggy clothing, AND obese? Nah. I personally have no problem with the look but if we keep losing it will become an issue for many people.

He's sounded like an airhead from his very first press conference. His interviews are trash. He talks in rambling, run on sentences. And he's running this team into the ground. That might work for Bill in NE...but nowhere else. Caldwell was a player's coach, for good and bad. He took care of his vets. Patricia clearly is not doing that. Is the team giving up on him because of this? I'm not gonna accuse professionals of giving up without evidence. They looked unprepared and lost on Monday night. Patricia's scheme has been criticized as being too complex and I think it's gonna kill our defense all season. Not to mention he hired a dumbass 80yo DC who hasn't been relevant in the NFL in years...

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Huge fraud. Hope he gets exposed and plastered on that summer jam screen